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#267733
The Watcher
No. We're not.
Thanks for playing.
7/21/2007 10:16:43 PM
#267739
*rubs forehead in pain* I sort of get how you would confuse sharks and crocodiles for dinosaurs, (if you were a 4 year old) but elephants, lions and scorpions (oh my)? What the fuck? No matter how stupid one is how the hell can they confuse two very obvious mammals for "terrible LIZARDS?" And that's just the most obvious and simplistic thing that is wrong with that thought. This has to be Poe. If it's not this is by far the stupidest thing I have seen here.
7/21/2007 10:22:53 PM
#267741
Bryan65
Let's chip in and buy this schlep an encyclopaedia.
7/21/2007 10:26:36 PM
#267745
Detrs
Wrong.
7/21/2007 10:29:32 PM
#267752
Madame Scarlet
sharks=fish
crocodiles=reptiles (and dinosaurs are not related to reptiles)
elephants=mammals
lions=WTF are you talking about? FURRY MAMMALS, RELATED TO HOUSECATS
scorpions=arachnids
7/21/2007 10:34:03 PM
#267760
Madame Scarlet
Upon glancing at a few Wikipedia articles, I must correct my previous comment. I was unaware that birds are considered reptiles, and was going with that whole idea of dinosaurs being closely related to birds when I said dinosaurs weren't reptiles.
7/21/2007 10:42:04 PM
#267763
Osiris
Don't freak out: FBoet's definition of dinosaur and animal are the same. It's the only thing I can thing to explain why he's listed all those animals that aren't even closely related to them.
7/21/2007 10:44:04 PM
#267768
AEGPM
I have a feeling that FBoet is confused about what constitutes a dinosaur:
Elephant - Mammoth - Not a dinosaur
Lion - Sabre-toothed tiger - Not a dinosaur
7/21/2007 10:55:30 PM
#267773
Gadren
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
7/21/2007 11:01:28 PM
#267779
LM
Go directly to third grade science class. Do not pass go. Do not collect your diploma.
7/21/2007 11:12:14 PM
#267811
D-OveRMinD
Maybe to s certain extent. Crocodiles are related to the large order of reptiles called crocodilians which existed in the Cretaceous period.
So maybe sorta kinda I can see what you are trying to say, but ultimately you fail because that was then, this is now. No dinosaurs alive today buddy, just distant relatives.
7/21/2007 11:50:16 PM
#267819
ZugTheMegasaurus
Um...lions? I mean, a two year-old might think that scorpions or even elephants look dinosaur-like, but lions?
7/21/2007 11:58:22 PM
#267823
Johnny
No. But we sure are living in a world full of retards.
7/22/2007 12:01:33 AM
#267867
Tempus
Fundie Science Award contender.
7/22/2007 12:57:30 AM
#267902
anevilmeme
Sharks, crocodiles, elephants, lions and scorpions aren't dinosuars nor are they the decendents of dinosaurs. But thanks for asking, I'll be chuckling about it all day.
7/22/2007 4:55:57 AM
#267920
Katsuro
@Madame Scarlet
Birds are considered reptiles? I haven't heard about that, why are they considered reptiles? I thought reptiles were a whole seperate group, or is that just another one of those things you're taught in science in school that isn't entirely accurate?
7/22/2007 6:33:23 AM
#267922
Mister Spak
You left out fluffy little bunnies and unicorns.
7/22/2007 6:34:46 AM
#267925
Mister SPak
Katsuro: Birds are decended from reptiles.
The earliest birds had many anatomical features identical to velociraptor type dinosaurs. There are 3 specimens of archeopterix that were thought to be enfeathered dinosaurs because the feather impressions were so faint. Without the feathers the bones look exactly like a small dinosaur.
7/22/2007 6:40:38 AM
#267941
Freboy
Now, wouldn't this imply... oh noes! Evolution!
7/22/2007 7:24:11 AM
#267958
Viva
Erm... Those are not dinosaurs! Even children knows that.
7/22/2007 8:02:27 AM
#267979
xander07
I reject your definition of dinosaur and substitute my own.
7/22/2007 8:38:50 AM
#267981
Julian
Ummm that would be a no.
Corcodilians are similar to their ancient ancestors 100 million years ago - they're not dinosaurs though - they're both sauropods but the Crocdylomorpha superorder diverged from the dinosauria superorder.
Sharks - meh - did those fuckers ever walk on land or have 4 limbs, or a skull with naval civities?
Yeh, lions aint been round that long bucko - elephants used to be tiny and why did you bring up scorpions?
7/22/2007 8:41:54 AM
#267998
JustinGG
Lions? Seriously?
7/22/2007 9:55:51 AM
#268115
Azrael
Yes, crocs, sharks, and scorpions have been around since dinosaurs. No, they are not dinosaurs. I do not have any idea how the fuck you confused elephants with dinosaurs.
7/22/2007 1:43:53 PM
#268116
Azrael
Oh, I forgot lions, once again, you fail.
7/22/2007 1:44:38 PM
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