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Quote# 27720

[Re: Hotel places Gore's global warming book in night stand instead of Bible]

Bad idea. Anytime you replace God with anything bad things happen. They'll get theirs. God won't ignore this.

MeAndJesus, Teens4Christ 46 Comments [7/28/2007 10:59:18 AM]
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#270810
cool cats

I wonder what they would think if they saw a copy of "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins.

7/28/2007 11:26:32 AM

#270819
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Man, that god of yours is a pathetic, petty little basturd, iddn't he?

7/28/2007 11:33:18 AM

#270820


So it's bad to replace godly things once they're in place, but it's okay to not use them in the first place (most of the world doesn't given they don't believe in the same god)? Your god is weird. Are you sure you're not just making these things up based on your personal feelings and inserting the wraith of your all powerful buddy to make yourself feel better over something you can't do anything about?

7/28/2007 11:34:20 AM

#270823
Jimmy

Just like those disasters that came with 'removing' prayer from schools.

7/28/2007 11:35:48 AM

#270863
Jesus Klingon

Stupid fucking gOd throws a bitch fit because a hotel puts someone else's book in the rooms. Boo fucking hoo. I think they should put that latest book by Christopher Hitchens.

Here's a suggestion: byob.

7/28/2007 12:18:17 PM

#270867
Fed Up

So because there are a few less Gideon Bibles in the world, God's going to go crazy and smite people down?

Anyway, why can't hotels give people a choice of what to read? Just a small bookshelf with some well known books...the Bible, the Torah, the God Delusion...

7/28/2007 12:23:48 PM

#270895
Papabear

Sounds like a good idea to me.

If your God ever gets around to taking his petty revenge on those who perpetrated this Satanic, atheistic, ToE-beliver outrage, you just send me an e-mail. I'd really be interested in that.

P.S. That would properly be "Jesus and Me." It's back to 3rd grade for you.

7/28/2007 12:41:33 PM

#270899
Papabear

Or, as we would say when the edit feature works, Jesus and I.

7/28/2007 12:43:38 PM

#270918
Mudflappus

Yeah, God'll get em' even if I have to do it myself!

7/28/2007 1:06:59 PM

#270920
flipper

Waste of time. After reading these idiotic fundie statements over here, I think that Gideon needs to invest in a bunch of DICTIONARIES and send them to every fundie church.

7/28/2007 1:09:47 PM

#270923
Seamus D

I suppose any day now a tornado will strike the suburbs of this city, where most of the Bible thumpers live.

7/28/2007 1:12:34 PM

#270926
b. beau brinker

Obviously they've never been to a Hilton hotel - which places copies of the founder's autobiography in its rooms.

7/28/2007 1:19:25 PM

#270970
Bryan65

I have no problem with this. YOU on the other hand....



Signed,

God

7/28/2007 2:05:59 PM

#271007
Old Viking

Bow down to the God of Hotel Room Nightstands!

7/28/2007 2:51:35 PM

#271014
Øyvind

For the record, the Bible's not going to get replaced. The hotel would get burned down by angry fundies if that happened. The Inconvenient Truth is merely added as an addition.

7/28/2007 2:56:56 PM

#271021
Mike

O RLY? You speak for God now?

7/28/2007 3:05:48 PM

#271051
agentCDE

I replaced God with sleeping in on Sunday mornings and the worst that's happened to me is staying in bed.

7/28/2007 3:40:16 PM

#271052
EspadaDelDios

Is this a different T4C website? Or did Randy just change how everything looked?

7/28/2007 3:40:30 PM

#271070
Tempus

@EspadaDelDios: I'm pretty sure that it's a different site.

7/28/2007 4:05:06 PM

#271096
Osiris

Yeah because he really cares that much.

7/28/2007 4:32:54 PM

#271101
b. beau brinker

Espada: this is the "no hyphen" T4C.

7/28/2007 4:43:18 PM

#271117
anevilmeme

Anyone besides me correct those hotel bibles for errors and shove 'em back in the drawer for the next guest?

7/28/2007 5:09:22 PM

#271124
Johnny

Right. If there is a god and he created everything, then I'm pretty sure he spends all of his time worrying what we humans do because we're obviously the center of the universe.(especially christians in the U.S.A). Religious ego cracks me up sometimes.

7/28/2007 5:15:32 PM

#271195
Papabear

anevilmeme - Yup, been doing that for years.

7/28/2007 7:40:21 PM

#271272
Killhitey

I always just paste a cuple really bad porn pics on some of the pages and stick them back in the drawers.

7/28/2007 11:11:17 PM
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