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#271317
MrBadAxe
Put "The Assault on Reason" in one of the hotel rooms, and some fundie will read it thinking that it's a Christian Right progress report.
(And, in a way, it is...)
7/29/2007 2:37:35 AM
#271376
Someone
Even for such a small thing, they can get all pissy about it. Yea, whine it to God. I wanna hear him speak for FUCKING once.
7/29/2007 6:37:52 AM
#271493
Ambrielle
Still waiting for the consequences....
7/29/2007 11:04:42 AM
#271571
TIPC
He didn't seem to get that mad when people started writing other holy books that competed with Christianity.
7/29/2007 2:32:31 PM
#271697
Julian
Yeah, those pesky eco-hotels...
What's God going to do crash an oil tanker or two into a marine park, or are you rednecks just going to have a rally in your pick-ups?
What bad things happened to those people that replaced 'punishment for sin' with medicine?
What bad things happened to those people that replaced 'God rolling out the night like a blanket and pushing two light sources across the sky - one to rule the day and one to rule the night' with astronomy?
What bad things happened to those people that replaced 'creation' with cosmology and physics and chemistry and biology?
What bad things happened to the guy that swore to keep the OT laws of God - the Romans fucked him up gooood!
7/29/2007 9:26:10 PM
#271704
BurntBush
This is dumb enough that it must be one of Randy's sock puppets.
7/29/2007 10:00:43 PM
#271712
Beccs
Yeah, because having bibles in seedy hotel rooms is SO important. I hope they're two-ply!
7/29/2007 11:16:36 PM
#271782
Easy Lover
Shouldn't it be Jesus and I?
7/30/2007 5:17:52 AM
#271954
NonProphet
Cottiers in Scotland is a pub and dinner theatre that was also once a church.
The worst that's befallen it is non-tipping customers.
7/30/2007 2:27:13 PM
#272264
Stürmen
Yes, your dead on MeAndJesus! Because God CLEARLY thinks that the location of Al Gore's bible is crucial to the fate of the universe! It's up to you to save us kiddo, huss 'em sinners! [/sarcasm]
So uhm... does my bible being in the deepest, darkest, who-knows-where-I-put-it, corner of my library mean I'm doomed to rot in Hell for all eternity?
7/31/2007 7:59:10 PM
#273542
BlackWolfe
Stürmen: That depends. Did you desecrate it first? :D
8/4/2007 11:45:36 AM
#273544
Stürmen
BlackWolfe: Naah, I just ignored it (still do) along with everything in it.... but going on MeAndJesus' logic and all.... can't ever be too certain.
Of course, given one minor detail, MAJ'd probably say I'm a living desecration.
8/4/2007 11:48:48 AM
#278783
Doing what?, giving Gore more right?, because the weather is changing, that's a fact. And they're not replacing God, they're replacing A BOOK.
8/21/2007 4:04:35 PM
#422044
Integra
If you want to read your bible in a hotel room then bring it with you.
3/3/2008 5:13:24 AM
#448169
Mog
If I was a hotelier, I would put a small selection of books in each nightstand. I wouldn't purchase Bibles, but if the Gideons donated them I guess I might put them in the rooms as a courtesy. (But probably not.) I'd probably steer away from anything too politically-minded, just because I don't want people to get pissed off and take it out on my staff, but a selection of fiction and business titles, and maybe The Green Book or something. I'd have a lending library, too. What can I say? I just like reading. :)
3/29/2008 10:45:30 AM
#448212
rubber chicken
Why wont god ignore this, he ignores everything else ?
3/29/2008 12:26:06 PM
#1144049
"Anytime you replace God with anything bad things happen."
I dunno. Nothing bad's happened to Pastafarians.
4/6/2010 3:24:38 PM
#1251963
God has starving children, wars and other issues to worry about more than which book a private institution delivers.
2/2/2011 11:59:13 AM
#1392205
Paganonymous
Your god sounds like an attention whore.
4/13/2012 7:15:22 PM
#1392287
Justanotheratheist
I wonder if the hotel across the road from Charles de Gaulle airport that got taken out in the Concorde tragedy had bibles in its rooms.
4/14/2012 1:25:44 AM
#1469938
anti-nonsense
finally an interesting and relevant book in a hotel room.
11/15/2012 4:03:41 AM
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