Dax

O.K.
I admit it .I'm a lez.
My wife told me she was cool. As long as we didn't get rich and had medical coverage for the kids she wouldn't out me.

8/1/2007 9:05:44 PM

Stürmen

"My personal life has become more stressfull lately. Gays are a primary reason for it."
Exactly how is that?

"I don't have health insurance because of Gays."
Why exactly? Your married and you can afford internet service, so why can't you afford social insurance? And for that matter, what does someone else's sexual orientation have to do with your social insurance to begin with?

"My marriage has been under a lot of stess and the homosexuals are making that worse."
Ok, so the way I see this is: either your wife is a lesbian, or your wife has figured out just how bigoted you are and wants nothing to do with you. Really, someone who isn't your wife being a homosexual has nothing to do with your marriage.

"The world is also in a mess, largely because of Gay activists."
Really? Funny, I was blaming religious extremists and a white, Catholic, heterosexual man named George. Last time I checked Islamic and Christian extremists had nothing to do with homosexuality, in fact I'm fairly certain they're against it. As is George.
Also, what have Gay Activists been doing? Demanding equal rights in the occasional praceful demonstration? Yeeeah, because THAT clearly messes the world up!

"I listen to local homosexuals say things like: "Do you really want to get me started on my reasons for finding christians despicable?"
No, we just find bigoted Christian Fundementalists despicable. See, when you want to treat another human being like something far less and try to incite hate towards them, you don't tend to look well in their eyes. Stop being a bigot and we'll stop finding you despicable.

"[Gays] start deseases"
Would help if that were biologically possible.

"[They] stop people from having health coverage "
One question: Hooooow?

"[Gays] endorse vice"
Give me a single example and I may actually believe you, as no homosexuals (myself included) endorse vice.

"[They] make the rich richer while the poor get poorer."
Actually no, the reason for that is Capitalism and a lack of cheap medical coverage for those who need it. See, in America, thanks to the way the system is wired, it's extremely hard for poor people to advance in wealth. Would also help if the rich people weren't the ones getting tax cuts...

"Do you really want to get me started on my reasons for finding homosexuals despicable"
Actually yes I do, as long as you have some facts to back it up with. Facts = not stuff you've imagined like everything you've already written in this post.

"I don't want to wrestle with homosexuals."
Good, because I don't want to wrestle with you, or anyone for that matter. Just because you saw it on Borat doesn't mean that it's a fundemental tier of being a homosexual.

"Gays pick and choose parts from the constitution or Tradition"
Kind of like how you pick and choose parts from the bible, eh? And now, kindly name one place in the constitution where there is direct descrimination and not the guarantee of equal rights for everyone.

"The hypocrisy of picking whatever you want to believe from the many different sources and calling it "lifestyle chioce"
Would help if we picked from multiple sources. See, the scientists and the psychologists state it's natural, the constitution says everyone deserves equal rights, so the only people saying homosexuality isn't natural and that we don't deserve equal rights are fundies. As we all know, fundies tend to lack great amounts of knowledge in either the sciences or psychology as both are at odds with a "puritanical" view of the bible. If that isn't the case, kindly embrace evolution as fact and tell those people who gather monthly at my office in protest of my "psychoanalyzing of people" to leave, and possibly get a life.

"I'm wrestling with the humans that call what they believe "Love""
Ask any bisexual if love between two people of the same gender and two people of the opposite gender is the same thing. You'll notice they say it is.

8/1/2007 10:19:49 PM

Matt

Obviously a troll. He uses the same wording for and against homosexuality.

8/1/2007 10:22:41 PM

King Duncan

So... gays are like a reverse robin hood, mugging the poor to give to the rich? And, what, lesbians are seducing your wife?

Guess what, homosexuals aren't the only ones who find you despicable.

8/1/2007 10:54:13 PM

Angel Kaida

Uh. I am pretty damn sure this is a troll. It's like that "It's cause of the gays" song over again.

8/1/2007 11:01:38 PM

BoxerShorts

Raging closet case award?

8/1/2007 11:14:05 PM

Will

"Oh Lord, please protect from those hot, hooot gays. There are everywhere. They are on my computter tempting me with their perfect bodies. They are in my mail in the form of magazine subscriptions filled in my name by SATAN his hot Horny self.

It seems like every weekend I am possessed by pink homodemons who force me to go to dens of sin. There in a false bliss of sin I perform horrible act after horrible act fully deluded into beleiveing I enjoy it.

They are everhwere and a decent God fearing man like myself just can't escape it. Oh Lord, why did you curse me with all this gayness"

8/1/2007 11:38:06 PM

one million unemployed, one million jews gays... the solution is simple.

Or at least it's what his speech reminds me of. This guy is completly paranoid...

8/2/2007 3:21:47 AM

Wet Walnuts

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

8/2/2007 3:51:03 AM

Lucan

Oh, what a nasty, whining little cunt!

8/2/2007 7:36:10 AM

NonProphet

Troll.

He just copied someone's post, and switched "Christian" with "gay/homosexual."

It makes slightly more sense in its original form (though Christians can't stress your marriage, they can only try to prevent it).

8/2/2007 8:00:37 AM

ABeastOfPrey

This isn't a strawman.

It's a straw-Godzilla!

8/2/2007 12:37:18 PM

Charmo

Wait, did he just say that gays steal from the poor and give to the rich? What?

8/2/2007 2:07:42 PM

Mister Spak

John: You misunderstood me.
This is not what employers actually did. This is what fundies claim employers will do. The vast numbers of gays who are also only one percent of the population will swamp the insurance system and bring it down into bankruptcy if coverage is mandated for same sex partners.

Although if all gays were cured and married someone of the correct sex these same people somehow would not destroy the health insurance industry.

8/2/2007 2:14:48 PM

szena

@Detrs - Ted Haggard.

8/2/2007 3:09:30 PM

Mudflappus

I'll be sure to nominate you for a spot on Queer Eye or extreme makeover buddy. I think it would ease your troubled mind to have a couple of large, strong, veiny hands rubbing your shoulders.

8/2/2007 3:19:36 PM

PB

Holy shit YOU ARE A MORON.

8/2/2007 5:20:25 PM

glyptodon

Scapegays.

8/2/2007 11:10:42 PM

itzme

What the fuck?

8/3/2007 12:33:18 AM

Megan

And what, sir, makes you think that we want to wrestle with you?

8/3/2007 12:39:17 AM

believer

[b]Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?[b]
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

i think this guy writes for the onion



http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

8/3/2007 7:34:31 AM

Hellbound Alleee

Sorry to break the rule, but Nazi! Scapegoating much?

8/3/2007 2:03:57 PM

Lainey

Holy closet case!

8/3/2007 2:40:18 PM

Viv

Oh noez my life is liek, totally messed up b-cuz of teh queerz0rz! I mite catch Teh Gay!!!1!!

8/4/2007 12:21:36 AM

BlackWolfe

It's an abstract concept that serves mainly to re-inforce the sordid desires that people already hold.

Hmmm... sounds like ethang5 speaks from experience here. Like, you know, personal experience. I find it telling that the central part of his screen name is thang. Like he's... I dunno... got some sort of... sordid desires or something.

Naaaaah.

8/4/2007 9:51:10 AM