There will be no sex in Heaven.
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So... no sex, no drugs, no drinking (because God hates alcohol according to fundies)...
Of course, the big attraction of Heaven is eternal connection to God, but if God's such a killjoy why bother?
It's funny, people responding with 'oh then I don't want to go, it wouldn't be heaven without sex!', because in these flesh bodies, driven by biological urges to reproduce, and the rewards for doing so, sex is the greatest pleasure most people can think of... But what if it's not the greatest pleasure there is? Once your body has been stripped from you, there's no longer any need to have offspring, nor any flesh with which to copulate - so theoretically, it's possible that whatever awaits in Heaven would be an endless spiritual pleasure that would make the orgasm pale in comparison. You never do know... but almost certainly, without your body and its limitations, sex would become inconsequential, don't you think?
Reminds me of something in the webcomic "Jack"...
"In heaven, they make love.
In purgatory, they have sex.
But in hell... they fuck."
DarkfireTaimatsu:
I like that.
Oh, pshhhh, of course there will! It'll happen every night at nine, and then again at eleven, with whomever you'd like to screw.
I don't know who said this or something similar. It's probably addition to Mark Twain's "You should go to heaven for the climate, and to Hell for the company."
someone said:
"I'd rather go to Hell. In Heaven, you'll be with saints, beggars, virgins and apostles. In Hell, my company will be kings, popes, intellectuals, whores and the rich."
Hold on, let me try to remember if I've...
Holy $#!!, I somehow made it to Heaven!
On the plus side, that means that David J. Stewart will finally be able to think about something else for a change.
That is, assuming that the fundamentalists are right, and that entry into heaven is based on pledging allegiance to Jesus and not one's actions or attitudes towards other people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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