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This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

Meg, Myspace 380 Comments [8/11/2007 11:25:27 AM]
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JD

Yeah, you WERE discriminating. Actually, by your own bible, you were also sinning. Not supposed to preach and prosetylise, especially when you're not practicing what you preach.

If any of this is true, I'd be quite pleasantly surprised at the reaction of your principal and the cops, seeing as harassment, threats, discrimination are EXACTLY what you were doing, "sky fairy wants me to!" or not.

8/11/2007 11:43:42 AM

Ray_22

These people tell others that they are stupid evil disgusting people and are going to burn in hell, and then they wonder why they can't get the person to join their religion. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why.

8/11/2007 11:48:49 AM

Edgar Allan

Really? Surely Poe.

8/11/2007 11:50:01 AM

JesusKlingon

Fundie fuckwit or Poe's Law? I can't decide.

8/11/2007 11:51:36 AM

rachel

do you acctually realise how offensive you sound. your showing intolerance and discriminating sombody for what they believe in i am a pagan and proud of it you need understanding and tolerance

8/11/2007 11:58:50 AM

ArmandT

God gives no protection to those who harass others. If a Muslim placed the Holy Quran in your locker and told you you're going to hell, doubt you'll like it, eh? Especialy if he/she was as stubborn and sure as you are.

I'd love to hear you argue that in court.

P.S. Jack Chick? WTF?

8/11/2007 12:05:18 PM

Thundersqueak

This sounds just too pefect. I think Meg is what everyone here calls a Poe.

8/11/2007 12:07:21 PM

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

"Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work."

Naah, your stupidity is mildly entertaining, so we'll let you live.
For now.

8/11/2007 12:08:34 PM

Anonymous

UGH! How did this get approved? This is a troll. I mean, seriously, look at her friggin myspace page to begin with...

8/11/2007 12:16:22 PM

Puck

...if this story is true...

The basic problem is that Meg has been force-fed a bunch of bullshit that has nothing to do with Jesus.

Have you stoned anybody lately for their heresy, Meg? That seems a more logical next step than anybody else "genociding" you.

Pharisee!

8/11/2007 12:19:51 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Wiccans? God-hating? Last time I checked Wicca was a theistic - or more accurately duotheistic - religion.

8/11/2007 12:31:14 PM

Adrian

There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan.

Too late, you were already possessed by the demons of stupidity and bigotry by then. And just FYI, you got them from your fairy tales book, your imaginary friend number 1, your imaginary friend number two and your cult leader, not from the Wiccan girl...

8/11/2007 12:32:55 PM

Jesus was a homosexual

I'd like to see you try to "save" me...

I'd genocide your ass

8/11/2007 12:37:47 PM

The Watcher

Her homepage looks awfully extreme, even for a fundie. I'm voting Poe too, but even still, I'm not 100% sure. There are probably fundies out there that are THAT far gone.

8/11/2007 12:40:21 PM

The Missus

No school in Birmingham, Alabama would expel a Christian. Not gonna happen. I call Poe.

8/11/2007 12:58:00 PM

√ėyvind

Poe? Otherwise this kind of thinking is just dangerous: 'Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?'

8/11/2007 12:58:12 PM

happymealungen

Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work."

Yes, as we all know; Wanting to be left alone may in extreme cases lead to genocide.



8/11/2007 1:01:19 PM

Jocelyn

Her Myspace is priceless. Occupation: "Housewife in training (as all women should be!)"

I'm leaning toward Poe, but I'm not really sure. She makes me think of that crazy woman on that mom-swapping show.

8/11/2007 1:08:04 PM

Will

I think she is a troll

8/11/2007 1:09:31 PM

Will

I think she is a troll

8/11/2007 1:09:36 PM

Osiris

What, I only insulted her beliefes and made her cry in the girl's bathroom everyday and attempt suicide. Why am I being expelled? This is persecution!

8/11/2007 1:17:16 PM

John

I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

This is the same reasoning used by suicide bombers to justify blowing up school buses full of children ... "you're discriminating against my religion by taking my bomb away!" Muslim terrorists say they're the ones with the LORD, too.

8/11/2007 1:30:16 PM

Robbie

Poe.

And a funny one, at that.

8/11/2007 1:36:42 PM

BoxerShorts

Pretty obvious Poe. I wasn't sure until I looked at her MySpace page, but, yeah. She's just too fundie to be a real fundie.

8/11/2007 1:57:00 PM

cool cats

"Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her!"

Lying for Jesus much?

8/11/2007 2:37:02 PM
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