I don't understand people really. They refuse to accept the evidence of their own eyes. You see what I am talking about everyday, so I don't know why you have doubts.
Haven't you seen those people that wear baseball caps? They wear the cap to the left, they wear it to the right, they wear it high in front or they wear it high in back. People wear baseball caps all over their head except in the way it was designed. With the bill projecting straight over the face.
Why?
Because every single one of those people has a twisted energy body. They know where the top of their head is, and it is to the left, to the right, to the front or to the back. They put their hat on so it covers the top of their head, even if the top of the spirit body's head is not aligned with the top of their physical head.
If you don't believe me, go look for yourself. Look for people with crooked hats. Then stare at them. Ask yourself why they would put their hat on that way. Is it a fashion statement maybe? Or maybe they are blind and don't realize that their hat is crooked on their head? Go ask them why their hat is crooked. They won't be able to tell you. They never think about it. They just do it.
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I used to wear one backwards as a kid, as an adult I no longer like the look and wear it "normally." Now this if for one of two reasons. Either my "twisted energy body" has become untwisted or I have matured and have different views on what I think looks good on me. What a conundrum.
Seriously, you're a mental patient. Get a life and stop fixating so much on how someone wears a stupid hat. Next you'll be telling us that the hats are talking to you and want you to kill their "hosts."
"Then stare at them. Ask yourself why they would put their hat on that way. Is it a fashion statement maybe? Or maybe they are blind and don't realize that their hat is crooked on their head? Go ask them why their hat is crooked. They won't be able to tell you."
I thank you, travblonski, for giving me that comedic mental image of a loony freaking someone out.
"People wear baseball caps all over their head except in the way it was designed. With the bill projecting straight over the face. Why? Because every single one of those people has a twisted energy body."
And did you ever notice that it doesn't seem to matter how tall a woman is, her 'energy body' is just a little taller than that? That's why so many women wear high-heels, so that their physical bodies can reach the top of their elongated energy bodies!
[seinfeld]What's up with that?![/seinfeld]
I can't wear baseball caps. They tend to levitate a few inches above my head.
travblonski, can I give the propeller on your beanie a little spin?
So, those thugs who wear their hats crooked as part of their gang-related attire just have "crooked energy bodies"? Umpires, too? Kids in the 80s?
Or could it be, possibly, that you're just a nutter?
This guy would have an aneurysm over front-clasp bras...
[Just a quick note to some of our newcomers: fundies are not just Christians, nor are they only religious. We've even had a secular fundie once or twice.]
A semi-loose definition of fundie is a person who insists on believing in his own version of reality (which is generally based on mythology, superstition, etc.) in spite of evidence to the contrary.
This CAN be similar to a conspiracy theorist, who generally accepts only his version of reality and rejects evidence to the contrary, but a conspiracy theorist isn't basing his beliefs on mythology and superstition - generally it's rooted in extreme distrust of government and authority, or (in some cases) mental illness.
Like I say, it's a loose definiton. But in many cases it works - nearly every fundamentalist Christian I've ever come across, for example, rejects the facts and evidence behind evolution and believes in an ancient, mythological creation story; most fundamentalists I've encountered are superstitious in regards to things like: Satan's physical influence on people; God's direct interference in natural disasters or their personal lives; belief in and worship of a God who delights in blood sacrifice rituals; etc.
This cannot be real can it?
It is a fashion statement, though a questionable one at best... seriously trav, never think again, you will be doing us all a favor...
"They know where the top of their head is, and it is to the left, to the right, to the front or to the back. They put their hat on so it covers the top of their head, even if the top of the spirit body's head is not aligned with the top of their physical head."
Well, I know where your head is at. Tell me, is it uncomfortable walking around all day with a baseball hat shoved up your ass?
They'll tell you, it's the way kids wear their hats these days ... Gosh, fundies go off on the most ordinary things...
Personally, I think it looks rather stupid, but i was a teen in the 80s, I have no room to talk about stupid looking fashion! :lol:
Jack Bauer wrote: "When I go out to the places where the sun beats down, I wear my black Stetson. What does that make me?"
The second on the left in 'Village People'?
:-P
So what you're saying is that I don't wear my baseball cap tilted forwards because I'm photosensitive and want something shading my eyes, but because I have a twisted energy body?
Why, it all makes sense now!
I don't wear a hat but I have a plait that goes to the left or the right, never where I want it to be. Care to explain?. And by the way, what if I wear my jeans on the heap?, am I going to provoke a blackout, or what?
It's good to know that, with all the problems facing us and our world and the misery and pain that fills it, that there are people who have made it their life's mission to warn us of the evils of the vile backwards-facing cap.
You are amazing, when is your next gig? Seriously, you could be the next Bill Hicks. I'm not kidding, that biting mix of political irony and light teasing is the catylist to egnite the flames vanquishing the fox appeasing corporate bullshit-ocomedy we poor viewers have had to endure recently. Who's your agent? I'll give him a call.
The Ace of Cakes must be one seriously evil dude, then.
Sometimes, I wear a pirate hat, a helmet, an "Optimus Prime" face, or a cowboy hat depending on the situation.
Does that mean my energy body is a skateboarding pirate robot cowboy?
Because that's awesome.
As far as I can recall, I never have worn my baseball cap crooked, except in some ironic situations, to make fun of people who do. But I occasionally wear it backwards if I have some work to do where the shield of the cap would be getting in the way.
But I recently switched from baseball caps to ones in the army/Fidel Castro style. What does that say about my “energy body”?
Oh, and when I go hiking, I usually wear a Boonie hat. Maybe that’s significant, too.
It's clear you don't understand people really. Yes, it's a fashion statement, or they are doing something that needs a lot of light and the cap is in the way.
You have WAY to much time on your hands, travvy, and lay off the drugs while you're at it...
Is it my age that lets me see through desperate reaches like this? Is it that their audience is completely ignorant of recent history? 1920 to 1940s and up you can see billed caps worn everyway, sure the bills for keeping the sun, bright lights outta your eyes but what if eithers at your back?
Even in those movies it was all over indoors. The worlds gotta be a pretty good place when this is what's worrying you.
Sure, this is a long time ago, and children weren't drowning each and every day on the Mediterranean then, but still; how the heck could the way of wearing baseball caps be a huge issue?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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