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I don't understand people really. They refuse to accept the evidence of their own eyes. You see what I am talking about everyday, so I don't know why you have doubts.

Haven't you seen those people that wear baseball caps? They wear the cap to the left, they wear it to the right, they wear it high in front or they wear it high in back. People wear baseball caps all over their head except in the way it was designed. With the bill projecting straight over the face.

Why?

Because every single one of those people has a twisted energy body. They know where the top of their head is, and it is to the left, to the right, to the front or to the back. They put their hat on so it covers the top of their head, even if the top of the spirit body's head is not aligned with the top of their physical head.

If you don't believe me, go look for yourself. Look for people with crooked hats. Then stare at them. Ask yourself why they would put their hat on that way. Is it a fashion statement maybe? Or maybe they are blind and don't realize that their hat is crooked on their head? Go ask them why their hat is crooked. They won't be able to tell you. They never think about it. They just do it.

travblonski, Guardian Blog 67 Comments [8/23/2007 12:03:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Diplo
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#279550
Doctor Whom

Dear New-Age fundie:

If they genuinely don't think about it, I think it has more to do with the nature of fashion than with their spirit bodies.

8/23/2007 7:51:31 AM

#279555
MK

A semi-loose definition of fundie is a person who insists on believing in his own version of reality (which is generally based on mythology, superstition, etc.) in spite of evidence to the contrary.

This CAN be similar to a conspiracy theorist, who generally accepts only his version of reality and rejects evidence to the contrary, but a conspiracy theorist isn't basing his beliefs on mythology and superstition - generally it's rooted in extreme distrust of government and authority, or (in some cases) mental illness.

Like I say, it's a loose definiton. But in many cases it works - nearly every fundamentalist Christian I've ever come across, for example, rejects the facts and evidence behind evolution and believes in an ancient, mythological creation story; most fundamentalists I've encountered are superstitious in regards to things like: Satan's physical influence on people; God's direct interference in natural disasters or their personal lives; belief in and worship of a God who delights in blood sacrifice rituals; etc.

8/23/2007 8:00:06 AM

#279566
Count Spaula

This cannot be real can it?

It is a fashion statement, though a questionable one at best... seriously trav, never think again, you will be doing us all a favor...

8/23/2007 8:10:16 AM

#279574
Scotty

"They know where the top of their head is, and it is to the left, to the right, to the front or to the back. They put their hat on so it covers the top of their head, even if the top of the spirit body's head is not aligned with the top of their physical head."

Well, I know where your head is at. Tell me, is it uncomfortable walking around all day with a baseball hat shoved up your ass?

8/23/2007 8:21:15 AM

#279577
Mister Spak

And what about those people who wear their pants falling off? And those people who don't wear underwear. And those people who don't wear anything. Whats wrong with them?

8/23/2007 8:25:20 AM

#279593
Jack Bauer

When I go out to the places where the sun beats down, I wear my black Stetson. What does that make me?

8/23/2007 9:09:26 AM

#279595
PG

Whiskey Tango Foxtrott, over.

8/23/2007 9:14:44 AM

#279603
Garfield

They'll tell you, it's the way kids wear their hats these days ... Gosh, fundies go off on the most ordinary things...

Personally, I think it looks rather stupid, but i was a teen in the 80s, I have no room to talk about stupid looking fashion! :lol:

8/23/2007 9:21:24 AM

#279607
David B.

Jack Bauer wrote: "When I go out to the places where the sun beats down, I wear my black Stetson. What does that make me?"

The second on the left in 'Village People'?

:-P

8/23/2007 9:25:49 AM

#279617
Delmania

Personally, I thought it was because these people were trying to dress like the celebrities they admire.

8/23/2007 9:32:32 AM

#279642
John

So do people go bald because their "spirit bodies" stop short of their scalps?

8/23/2007 10:26:09 AM

#279655
KibblesandBitts

"They just do it.

this fulfills what the evil Nike Corporation want's them to do

8/23/2007 11:00:10 AM

#279658
Osiris

Maybe they like it that way shit head.

8/23/2007 11:05:18 AM

#279665
flipper

"I don't understand people really." Truer words were never spoken!

8/23/2007 11:25:54 AM

#279668
Zipperback

I wonder what his/er take on short lived, early 90's pop-hip-hop sensation Kris Kross would be.

8/23/2007 11:32:13 AM

#279669
Tomby Stone

I have a top hat that I wear occasionaly, I guess my soul is just quite a bit taller than me.

8/23/2007 11:43:37 AM

#279681
DemonFan

you know this is the funniest thing i have read all week, some one needs to get ties people a job as stand up comiedians

8/23/2007 1:13:07 PM

#279703
Mike

This is mainly stupid, but fundy? I'm not so sure...

8/23/2007 1:59:47 PM

#279705
Hollio

I want the 30 seconds of my life that I wasted reading this back.

8/23/2007 2:03:13 PM

#279727
Old Viking

Another burning issue fearlessly confronted.

8/23/2007 2:49:33 PM

#279728
Marissa

So what you're saying is that I don't wear my baseball cap tilted forwards because I'm photosensitive and want something shading my eyes, but because I have a twisted energy body?

Why, it all makes sense now!

8/23/2007 2:51:44 PM

#279736
Matilde

I don't wear a hat but I have a plait that goes to the left or the right, never where I want it to be. Care to explain?. And by the way, what if I wear my jeans on the heap?, am I going to provoke a blackout, or what?

8/23/2007 2:57:49 PM

#279776
Shadrin

WTF? Just... the... what... but... can't... BLEARGHLESNOPPLEIGIFIEDININGLYASDFFaDFAKBJLPODFJKXCBNZXVDFGIKHNBO *brain explodes*

8/23/2007 3:55:28 PM

#279812
JD

actually its so they don't look like rednecks.

8/23/2007 5:06:03 PM

#279840
Blizza

This sounds like a Tinfoil Hat award to me.

8/23/2007 7:34:15 PM
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