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[On the evolutionary origin of birds]I say fish. Look at the penguin who swims in both degrees of the firmament! Some species of birds actually fly in both water and air. To me, that's alot more persuasive argument than dinosaurs evolving into birds.

Zephan, EvC Forum 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Patrick

Damn, I wish I could FLY in the WATER. That's like more like coolish than like flying in the sky like! Like OMG y'allz!

2/2/2007 9:09:17 PM

CousinTed

But penguins can't fly

2/2/2007 11:54:07 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Penguins can't fly dumbass.

7/13/2009 7:47:35 PM

Caustic Gnostic

...and chickens can't fly or swim. Fish cannot climb trees and yodel either.

7/13/2009 9:38:28 PM

Neon Elf

Firmament?????
Puhleese!

7/13/2009 9:55:55 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"I say fish. "

You say stupid.

8/5/2012 12:29:03 AM

Justanotheratheist

Your theory was crap until you used the word "firmament". Then it got even worse.

8/5/2012 2:27:06 AM
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