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[Trying to reconcile 'no death before the fall' with empirical evidence]As for the [T-Rex] teeth, I saw how it would become useful for eating trees (I realize this sounds ridiculous). Given those teeth (I looked at a website with teeth from many dinosaurs), I saw that the teeth would be well suited for tough wood as well.

look, Christian Forums 11 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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cyborgtroy

It is ridiculous. Pointy teeth rip flesh apart, but would just get plant matter stuck in them.

Flat teeh grind plant matter but can't rip meat off of animals.

Clearly the T-Rex was a vicious carnivore.

4/27/2008 6:40:11 PM

Airbag

Tough wood, know the world over for it's nutritional value.

7/1/2008 11:29:45 PM

Airbag

Tough wood, know the world over for it's nutritional value.

7/1/2008 11:29:49 PM

Dr. Shrinker

So the T-Rex got too much fiber, which caused a surge in methane, which changed the environment which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. It all makes sense now!

10/29/2009 5:29:19 PM

JDC1

I'm no expert on this but
I'm sure that T-Rex was
NOT a giant termite.

10/30/2009 12:09:06 PM

Canadiest

Or, how about this: Meateaters! Just like anything alive today with similiar shaped teeth.

Oh sure, they may have eaten some plant life once in awhile but they mainly ate meat

10/31/2009 6:42:46 AM

Clown

Damn, that's some mean rationalization, right there. So, let's see: Tough wood= very tough to cut through and eat

Skin and meat= relatievely easy to cut through and eat.

I wonder whether T-rex thought the same?

10/31/2009 6:59:03 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Why do I want to clone T Rex?
So I can feed this idiot to one.

12/30/2011 4:08:00 AM

anti-nonsense

surprisingly, beavers, that actually do chew wood, don't have teeth like t-rex.

Beaver teeth


T-rex tooth


11/12/2012 2:01:59 AM

Kuno

Wouldn't a tree that was ravaged by a T.Rex, I don't know, die?


11/12/2012 3:27:09 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

Narrator: Hello, I'm a British person and today we're going to recreate for you the fossil evidence of a deadly battle for food and survival between a t-rex and a vicious weeping mulberry tree on STUPID THINGS IN HISTORY!!!*(&^%$#@@%&!!!

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