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What musuems (cities) house half fish/hlaf monkey fossils (etc)?

earthless records, The Bridge Forums 15 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

None because evolution dosn't work that way.

12/28/2006 7:24:35 PM

David D.G.

And have you stopped beating your wife?


~David D.G.

12/28/2006 8:37:01 PM

szenah

Where are the bodies of all the people who were zapped for accepting evolution?

12/28/2006 9:33:38 PM

A Rodent Says.

Time for the 'Evolution Does Not Work That Way' macro!

2/18/2007 3:58:42 AM


Matty The Red


2/18/2007 4:55:28 AM

A Rodent Says.

I have come up with a good analogy for explaining to stupid people how genes work, and why you're not half BANANA.

Bob is a baker, and Ted is a mechanic. From birth to age 20, their educations were the same. They learned to walk, speak, swim, tie their shoes, went through grade school and high school, taking the same classes. Up until college, where they both took different 3 year courses. Now, since about 85% of their educations are identical, shouldn't Bob be half mechanic now?

Everyone likes BAKERIES, right!?

2/18/2007 6:09:07 AM

Tom S. Fox


3/2/2008 4:32:39 PM

Tomby Stone

They're right here at Tomby Stone's travelling museum of oddity, step right up folks for the most terrifying, horrifying, mesmerising artifacts you will ever lay your terrified eyes on. We've got half fish half monkey fossils, we've got Hitler's brain, we've got the lesser spotted biblical unicorn, if you have a heart condition or are likely to soil yourself in times of extreme terror please think twice before entering Tomby Stone's travelling museum of oddity.

Oh, what's that ?? You want to learn about Evolution ?? Sorry Bub that's not my department, you should go get yourself to a real museum, or a college.

3/2/2008 4:48:46 PM

Pill_Grim_Phill

Ripley's Believe it or Not?


3/2/2008 4:55:27 PM

GigaGuess

You're skipping a LOT of steps, dimwit.

3/2/2008 6:04:43 PM

opsman666

What musuems (cities) house half fish/hlaf monkey fossils (etc)?

Any museum except "The Creation Museum"...

3/2/2008 7:22:24 PM

gargoyle1

I believe P. T. Barnum had one of those . . . for suckers.

11/5/2008 2:07:29 PM

mngamojemo

There are still a few taxidermied "mermaids" banging around in roadside museums, but natural history exhibits tend to prefer actual science.

11/6/2008 2:23:52 AM

I swear on my life

The figi mermaiid as harverds anthropology Musium

11/6/2008 7:23:27 PM
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