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This is an unfair match because we recognize that esince evolutionists are highly trained in storytelling and they have been doing this for years with ample government funding. This funding permits them to avoid earning an honest living like creationists have to do and to devote their every waking minute to making up new stories and publishing them in their private magazines.

Socratism, Theology Web 13 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Will

I will admit that being educated, scientificly trained, and professional does give evolutionists an advantage over creationists.

Though creationists have all their work done for them all they need to do is keep pounding that Bible.

8/3/2006 7:33:57 PM

David D.G.

If the poster's username were Sarcasm, that might have made sense. As it is, methinks he needs more hemlock.


~David D.G.

8/3/2006 8:42:20 PM

CousinTed

>> This funding permits them to avoid earning an honest living like creationists have to do <<

Counter-point: Kent Hovind, tax evasion.

8/3/2006 9:26:21 PM

wackadoodle

The simplest answer is always an elaborate conspiracy against you.

10/28/2008 4:48:10 AM

Freboy

Lovely...

"This is an unfair match..."
No, we all abide by the same rules. Repeatable, verifiable experiments or observations.

"...because we recognize that esince evolutionists are highly trained in storytelling..."
We report our research. It's very true. Some passages in the Bible, however...

"...and they have been doing this for years with ample government funding."
But you would rather have it like in the dark ages I see.

"This funding permits them to avoid earning an honest living like creationists have to do..."
Research is a full-time job. Most researchers I know work much more than full-time.

"...and to devote their every waking minute to making up new stories and publishing them in their private magazines."
They're not private. Anyone can read them. Also, as biology is becoming more integrated with computer science more and more journals are adapting an open access policy.

Now read a book.

10/28/2008 9:36:49 AM

dread

private magazines

Yeah there called scientific journals. If you want in produce something scientific.

10/28/2008 12:55:29 PM

Darwin

{color=red)...they have been doing this for years with ample government funding.(/color)

Fundies have been doing it for thousands of years with official support.

10/28/2008 1:02:57 PM

and

Another unfair advantage the evolutionists have is they happen to be telling the truth and have the proof to back it up. The poor creationists have to keep trying to peddle a bollixed up pack of nonsense that has been disproven since that Polish mathmatician Copernicous figured out the Earth revolves around the sun and not the other way around as claimed in the good book. Oh well so called revealed religions come and go. But the search and discovery of truth is eternal. Sorry pal.

1/26/2010 6:33:47 AM

caustic gnostic

Swap 'evolutionists' with 'creationists' and change 'government funding' to 'tax-free handouts', and we have something akin to the true situation.

1/26/2010 8:16:57 AM

Anon-e-moose

"This is an unfair match because we recognize that esince evolutionists are highly trained in storytelling"

Biologists & naturalists have the evidence.

Facts != 'storytelling'

All you fundies have is a book.

Creationism = fairytales

You do the maths, Socratism. An 'unfair match'? All's fair in love and destroying religion, pal.

1/26/2010 8:22:29 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in biology.

5/12/2011 8:06:19 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Biology wasn't your major, was it?

8/13/2012 8:47:47 AM

Conspiracy

Exactly according to plan.

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