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my personal belief is that allah is a pagan moon god who is now a minion of Satan...

rev. jeff, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Darwin's Lil' Girl

My professional belief is that you are an idiot who has been brainwashed to believe the chief god of a religion just as valid as yours is evil...

1/1/2008 2:16:19 AM



Allah=God. Same God mentioned in old testament which is half of your Bible.

7/11/2008 3:18:50 PM

El Guapo

Makes me wonder if Rev. Jeff has read "Satanic Verses"...my memory of it is not perfect, but wasn't Al-Lat a moon goddess, to whom Mohammed attributed divinity (later denied) based on the ravings of Gibreel?

7/11/2008 5:26:30 PM



Learn what pagan means you cunt.

8/25/2008 9:34:51 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Is there a celestial re-assignment bureau? If so, maybe they can help me find Dionysus. Now his cult knew how to party!

12/2/2008 12:22:08 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Rev my ass.

5/3/2012 11:21:11 AM

The Anonymous

So you're admitting that Allah (and as a logical extension, all other pagan/heathen gods) are real? Sounds like you're breaking the first commandment there!

7/17/2012 7:21:46 PM

agentCDE

I fail to see what relevance your personal belief has to the beliefs of actual Muslims.

7/17/2012 10:30:42 PM

Anon-e-moose

"my personal belief is that allah is a pagan moon god"

(*Presses Tannoy microphone button*):

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7/18/2012 7:25:48 AM

Iczer-four

...... idiot. if i remember correctly the names of the moon gods in pre-Islamic beliefs where named Wadd and Ta'lab.

@ Anon: Roger that! hugging the Moon goddess with maximum level of love. over!

7/18/2012 7:54:46 AM

MarylandBear

@TheAnonymous
So you're admitting that Allah (and as a logical extension, all other pagan/heathen gods) are real? Sounds like you're breaking the first commandment there!

Actually, no, he's not.

There's nothing in the Old Testament that denies the existence of other gods -- in fact, there are parts that seem to acknowledge them: witness Moses beating Pharaoh's sorcerer in a sticks to snakes competition. Jehovah is considered the greatest god of all, but not necessarily the only one. Note the commandment is "no other gods before me", not just "no other gods". In fact, I once met a Jewish Wiccan. She thought that was perfectly finem because she put Judaism first. She was putting the pagan gods after Jehovah, and that was just fine by her logic. (I'd be interested in hearing her rabbi's take on the matter, though...)

It's a modern concept that Jehovah is the only god and any other deity is a minion of Satan.

7/18/2012 8:04:18 AM

Anon-e-moose

And as the Moon Goddess would say to 'rev' here, in her best Royal Canterlot Voice:


7/18/2012 8:30:57 AM



So, God is a pagan moon god who is now a minion of Satan? That explains why God doesn't do anything about the existence of Satan... If any of them exist, that is.

7/18/2012 8:34:02 AM

Quantum Mechanic

And you're full of shit.

12/12/2014 9:39:41 AM



And your personal beliefs have exactly what to do with reality again?

12/12/2014 10:17:12 AM



My personal belief is that personal beliefs don't mean jack shit without evidence.

12/12/2014 10:22:20 AM
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