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my personal belief is that allah is a pagan moon god who is now a minion of Satan...

rev. jeff, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#373445
Darwin's Lil' Girl

My professional belief is that you are an idiot who has been brainwashed to believe the chief god of a religion just as valid as yours is evil...

1/1/2008 2:16:19 AM

#582840


Allah=God. Same God mentioned in old testament which is half of your Bible.

7/11/2008 3:18:50 PM

#583004
El Guapo

Makes me wonder if Rev. Jeff has read "Satanic Verses"...my memory of it is not perfect, but wasn't Al-Lat a moon goddess, to whom Mohammed attributed divinity (later denied) based on the ravings of Gibreel?

7/11/2008 5:26:30 PM

#652630


Learn what pagan means you cunt.

8/25/2008 9:34:51 PM

#792745
Dr. Shrinker

Is there a celestial re-assignment bureau? If so, maybe they can help me find Dionysus. Now his cult knew how to party!

12/2/2008 12:22:08 AM

#1398988
Quantum Mechanic

Rev my ass.

5/3/2012 11:21:11 AM

#1424879
The Anonymous

So you're admitting that Allah (and as a logical extension, all other pagan/heathen gods) are real? Sounds like you're breaking the first commandment there!

7/17/2012 7:21:46 PM

#1424908
agentCDE

I fail to see what relevance your personal belief has to the beliefs of actual Muslims.

7/17/2012 10:30:42 PM

#1424998
Anon-e-moose

"my personal belief is that allah is a pagan moon god"

(*Presses Tannoy microphone button*):

Paging Iczer-four. Iczer-four, please go to Brony Room 5, as a certain Alicorn is waiting...!



'Houston, we have hugs!' X3


7/18/2012 7:25:48 AM

#1425019
Iczer-four

...... idiot. if i remember correctly the names of the moon gods in pre-Islamic beliefs where named Wadd and Ta'lab.

@ Anon: Roger that! hugging the Moon goddess with maximum level of love. over!

7/18/2012 7:54:46 AM

#1425027
MarylandBear

@TheAnonymous
So you're admitting that Allah (and as a logical extension, all other pagan/heathen gods) are real? Sounds like you're breaking the first commandment there!

Actually, no, he's not.

There's nothing in the Old Testament that denies the existence of other gods -- in fact, there are parts that seem to acknowledge them: witness Moses beating Pharaoh's sorcerer in a sticks to snakes competition. Jehovah is considered the greatest god of all, but not necessarily the only one. Note the commandment is "no other gods before me", not just "no other gods". In fact, I once met a Jewish Wiccan. She thought that was perfectly finem because she put Judaism first. She was putting the pagan gods after Jehovah, and that was just fine by her logic. (I'd be interested in hearing her rabbi's take on the matter, though...)

It's a modern concept that Jehovah is the only god and any other deity is a minion of Satan.

7/18/2012 8:04:18 AM

#1425046
Anon-e-moose

And as the Moon Goddess would say to 'rev' here, in her best Royal Canterlot Voice:


7/18/2012 8:30:57 AM

#1425050


So, God is a pagan moon god who is now a minion of Satan? That explains why God doesn't do anything about the existence of Satan... If any of them exist, that is.

7/18/2012 8:34:02 AM
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