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If a talking donkey is so indicative of the gullibility of them ancient hebrews (and by implication, us Christians), why wasn't there more of them? How many talking animals are there in the Bible? 1....er...1.

Solly, Theology Web 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Amos

Count again.

1/7/2007 3:48:20 AM

David D.G.

Whether it was one or a thousand, the fact that you would believe that ANY of them spoke shows you people to be insanely gullible.

Alssssso, I ssssseem to recall there being another animal that ssssspoke. Any ideassssss about what it might be?


~David D.G.

1/7/2007 5:14:57 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"How dare you call us gullible! We only believe that something patently absurd happened once !"

Sing it, sista!

9/18/2010 3:57:59 PM

The Duelist

Let's see... the "Serpent"... the "donkey"... and the
Magic Dragon(s)" in Revelation. Sad, really, that you can't even count past 1, but idiotic religions can do that to you.

9/18/2010 6:15:16 PM

SpacemanSpiff

You had a talking bush.

Also, it was on fire.

You know, just in case you forgot.

9/18/2010 8:35:07 PM

Justanotheratheist

Snakes alive!

9/18/2010 11:31:36 PM

Big One

A fairy tale with only one talking animal ? Sounds shitty !

10/13/2011 5:00:51 PM

Dr.Shrinker

How many talking animals are there in reality? 0...er...0.

10/13/2011 8:30:39 PM
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