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The Paluxy river in Glen Rose, Texas... was found to have millions of dinosaur and human footprints side by side! Now if them years were millions of years old why are there human footprints beside dino ones??

Timmy, BaptistBoard 21 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

*coughs* fake *coughs*

8/12/2007 11:30:06 AM

Viva

The answer is actually quite simple. You're lying!

8/12/2007 12:31:43 PM

anti-nonsense

Lying for Jesus, that's why.

8/12/2007 12:33:26 PM

112233

Because jesus came down to impregnate the dinos and thats how raptor jesus was born.

8/12/2007 1:51:10 PM

BurntBush

Debunked years ago. Even the fundies warn against using that one, asshat.

8/12/2007 3:02:03 PM

Freboy

Millions of footprints? Indeed, that river was basically the Autobahn of its day.

8/12/2007 3:04:06 PM

Tempus

The Paluxy tracks are [url=http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/paluxy/mantrack.html]fraud.[/url.]

8/12/2007 5:33:48 PM

Tempus

Crap. I miss the edit button.

Again...

The Paluxy tracks are a [http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/paluxy/mantrack.html]fraud[/url]

8/12/2007 5:34:37 PM

Tempus

Fuck. The url here.

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/paluxy/mantrack.html

Copy and Paste. The tracks are a fraud.

8/12/2007 5:35:20 PM

szena

Millions of footprints?

Then why is there only one specimen around?

8/12/2007 6:30:48 PM

Jack Bauer

It's Timmy from South Park!

Go Timmy!

8/12/2007 6:55:46 PM

Beccs

Bringing up discredited "evidence" doesn't make it true.

8/12/2007 7:35:55 PM

agentCDE

Why are there human footprints near dino bones? Well fuck, what do you expect the paleontologists to do, levitate?

8/13/2007 12:38:13 AM

Laurel

Obviously the answer is that "them years were NOT millions of years old."

8/13/2007 2:53:56 AM

Charmo

I agree with this guy, one year does not equal millions of years.

8/13/2007 12:00:11 PM

Puck

The "human footprints" are considered to be tail strokes from the dinosuar as it swam across the river. Some n00b thought it would be neat to dress them up to look human. Simply an act of vandalism, with a large number of credulous and ignorant people propagating the lie.

Timmaaah! Timmeh!

8/13/2007 1:20:27 PM

Jim

One, the Paluxy footprints were discredited.

Two, there's this thing called "walking." You know, what people have to do in order to examine said dino prints up close.

8/13/2007 2:52:07 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Funny they weren't there a few years ago.

3/4/2012 2:37:46 PM

Canadiest

The Paluxy prints aren't fake, they are however Dinosaur prints all. The parks boards have reported many incidences of Fundies altering them to look like human prints in the ametuerish, obvious way they seem to approach everything.

And many, many years after this fraud has been revealed many fundies still hold onto it.

3/5/2012 12:05:41 PM

Agahnim

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3/21/2012 11:54:32 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Because they were put there in my lifetime by people caught in the act.

Make up some more shit.

4/26/2012 1:45:11 PM
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