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Quote# 2877

The Paluxy river in Glen Rose, Texas... was found to have millions of dinosaur and human footprints side by side! Now if them years were millions of years old why are there human footprints beside dino ones??

Timmy, BaptistBoard 21 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#275941
Mike

*coughs* fake *coughs*

8/12/2007 11:30:06 AM

#275953
Viva

The answer is actually quite simple. You're lying!

8/12/2007 12:31:43 PM

#275955
anti-nonsense

Lying for Jesus, that's why.

8/12/2007 12:33:26 PM

#275978
112233

Because jesus came down to impregnate the dinos and thats how raptor jesus was born.

8/12/2007 1:51:10 PM

#275996
BurntBush

Debunked years ago. Even the fundies warn against using that one, asshat.

8/12/2007 3:02:03 PM

#275999
Freboy

Millions of footprints? Indeed, that river was basically the Autobahn of its day.

8/12/2007 3:04:06 PM

#276036
Tempus

The Paluxy tracks are [url=http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/paluxy/mantrack.html]fraud.[/url.]

8/12/2007 5:33:48 PM

#276037
Tempus

Crap. I miss the edit button.

Again...

The Paluxy tracks are a [http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/paluxy/mantrack.html]fraud[/url]

8/12/2007 5:34:37 PM

#276038
Tempus

Fuck. The url here.

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/paluxy/mantrack.html

Copy and Paste. The tracks are a fraud.

8/12/2007 5:35:20 PM

#276047
szena

Millions of footprints?

Then why is there only one specimen around?

8/12/2007 6:30:48 PM

#276052
Jack Bauer

It's Timmy from South Park!

Go Timmy!

8/12/2007 6:55:46 PM

#276065
Beccs

Bringing up discredited "evidence" doesn't make it true.

8/12/2007 7:35:55 PM

#276121
agentCDE

Why are there human footprints near dino bones? Well fuck, what do you expect the paleontologists to do, levitate?

8/13/2007 12:38:13 AM

#276130
Laurel

Obviously the answer is that "them years were NOT millions of years old."

8/13/2007 2:53:56 AM

#276236
Charmo

I agree with this guy, one year does not equal millions of years.

8/13/2007 12:00:11 PM

#276252
Puck

The "human footprints" are considered to be tail strokes from the dinosuar as it swam across the river. Some n00b thought it would be neat to dress them up to look human. Simply an act of vandalism, with a large number of credulous and ignorant people propagating the lie.

Timmaaah! Timmeh!

8/13/2007 1:20:27 PM

#276265
Jim

One, the Paluxy footprints were discredited.

Two, there's this thing called "walking." You know, what people have to do in order to examine said dino prints up close.

8/13/2007 2:52:07 PM

#1379996
Quantum Mechanic

Funny they weren't there a few years ago.

3/4/2012 2:37:46 PM

#1380132
Canadiest

The Paluxy prints aren't fake, they are however Dinosaur prints all. The parks boards have reported many incidences of Fundies altering them to look like human prints in the ametuerish, obvious way they seem to approach everything.

And many, many years after this fraud has been revealed many fundies still hold onto it.

3/5/2012 12:05:41 PM

#1384876
Agahnim

...

3/21/2012 11:54:32 PM

#1396832
Quantum Mechanic

Because they were put there in my lifetime by people caught in the act.

Make up some more shit.

4/26/2012 1:45:11 PM
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