Greet your new masters!
hey evolutionists I can get you a good deal on the brookyln bridge. lol I hear the circus is hiring.
[4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
5/19/2007 10:13:54 PM
I believe I speak for the rest of humanity when I say, \"
5/19/2007 10:43:42 PM
Seriously. I have utterly no idea what you're talking about. It's like...wha?
5/19/2007 11:00:12 PM
Is this an american thing? Because I don't get it at all.
5/19/2007 11:23:40 PM
If you believe in Creationism, I can offer you this huge pile of BULLSHIT for a million dollars, since you already bought a whole lotta buillshit.
5/19/2007 11:52:42 PM
@Mr Smith - A gullible person is sometimes said to be dumb enough to buy the Brooklyn Bridge from a guy on the street.
The expression \"If you believe that, I have a bridge you might be interested in\" is common.
5/19/2007 11:54:25 PM
Your flawless logic and sparkling wit have crushed my opposition to your perfectly rational religion. Where do I sign up?
5/20/2007 9:34:22 AM
You obviously had help typing this message, because you are too stupid to figure out a keyboard.
5/20/2007 9:48:48 AM
So somebody sold you a bridge and now you don't know what to do with it, right?
5/20/2007 9:53:12 AM
You just keep working on that evidence that you are going to show us one day.
5/20/2007 11:21:58 AM
What???? Homeschooling by your mother/sister should be illegal.
8/6/2007 9:11:51 PM
Get you a good deal on the Brooklyn Bridge? Well, kid, if you buy YEC, I can get you the whole damn borough!
8/6/2007 10:36:15 PM
I don't get this. Is there anything special about brooklyn bridge?
8/6/2007 10:51:36 PM
Viva: it's a common turn of phrase to imply that the person being offered the Brooklyn Bridge has acted in a gullible manner or fallen or bought into something that should have been obvious, like they had believed the stranger offering to sell the Brooklyn Bridge. Hence, "If you beleive that, I've got a bridge you might be interested in."
8/6/2007 10:54:10 PM
I'm in your irony meterz, tryin to convince it to calm down.
8/7/2007 12:15:51 AM
So the circus owns the bridge and they're hiring it out for functions but you get a special deal if you believe in evolution. Got it. What's fundy about this?
8/7/2007 1:39:55 AM
agentCDE. Now you just made me feel stupid.
8/7/2007 8:09:52 AM
Hey, 6000yrs, I can get you a good deal on a copy of
Strunk and White
! And if you heard the circus is hiring, maybe it's because someone thought you might make a fair amount working in the sideshow. Unfortunately, much like intelligent, literate people who take everything the Bible says at face value, they don't
many sideshows anymore.
8/7/2007 9:17:12 AM
"hey evolutionists I can get you a good deal on the brookyln bridge."
Wha-? Oh, you want us to all commit suicide I think. I love how understanding, friendly, kind-hearted, and accepting of others you fundies all are.
"lol I hear the circus is hiring."
But your the professional clown so they only want to hire you.
8/7/2007 1:55:20 PM
...What EXACTLY is this guy trying to say?
8/7/2007 2:20:43 PM
You just misused two completely unrelated cliches. LO-fucking-L indeed.
2/3/2008 2:18:01 AM
Jesus called. He wants his religion back so you'll have to proclaim your stupidity under someone else's name.
2/3/2008 6:05:18 AM
So you fell for the scam, and you're trying to pass it onto us, huh?
3/8/2009 10:15:40 AM
I would, but the contract is written on a Clenex and you bought it from a hobo
4/1/2009 6:49:36 AM
Go back to the zoo.
12/15/2011 6:50:13 AM