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The Bible indicates around 6000 years old. Thats all I need to believe the Earth is around 6000 years old.

stryperrocks, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [5/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Fundy logic is a rotating door that locks one inside and doesn't stop.

6/27/2006 7:53:57 AM


Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Your logic spins
Without an end.

6/4/2007 1:20:18 PM


Pleeeease don't be a school teacher!

6/4/2007 1:31:30 PM

Tom S. Fox

The bible can't be so old since Jesus wasn't alive back then (if he ever was alive).
And how could the bible be as old as the world?

3/30/2008 2:51:52 PM


And THAT indicates that you're an idiot.

5/31/2008 10:39:47 AM


The Bible says no such thing. William of Usher said it, and a bunch of dopes have been taking his word as if it were in the Bible ever sisnce.

5/31/2008 2:10:36 PM



5/31/2008 3:56:06 PM


Chapter and verse, please.

6/18/2008 2:44:33 AM


That's all i need to know that this guy is an idiot.

6/18/2008 12:03:03 PM


And the rest of us that don't feel the bible is the be all and end all of knowledge should agree...why?

You could feel that the Bible says you can fly if you jummp off a bridge, and flap your arms real fast...don't expect us to reach a similar conclusion.

6/18/2008 12:43:10 PM


Well the babble says nothing about this 'stryper' so logicly, you should distance yourself from it.

11/11/2008 8:04:18 PM


Good. Now let's try that with a science book.

1/28/2009 3:49:56 PM


At least he's honest about it. Creationists going around claiming to be scientific are far more irritating.

1/29/2009 10:14:01 AM

"The Bible indicates around 6000 years old."

No it doesn't, the Bible doesn't mention a figure for the age of the earth anywhere. You not only fail at science and logic, but also at knowing your religion.

12/6/2010 2:29:18 AM


Well, you can believe whatever you want, even that moon is made of cheese. Knowledge is completely different thing... and all the knowledge we have about our world tells completely different story.

12/6/2010 4:13:59 AM

rubber chicken

The Bible also says that you can drink poison without any negative effects. Please let us know how that goes.

12/6/2010 8:58:54 AM


The bible says no such thing, but even if it did it would prove nothing. This, after all, is the trusty tome which believes insects to have four legs, snakes to have vocal chords, and pi to equal 3 - amongst a heap of other crap.

If the bible did indicate that the earth was 6000 years old, that would be all the more reason to not believe it. Not that I ever read the useless thing, but from what other posters write on this forum it seems the "facts" which the bible actually gets right are in an overwhelming minority. If, indeed, there are any at all.

12/6/2010 9:13:10 AM

cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future

I love how fundies always say the babbel says Earth is 6000 years old, but never explain how they came to that conclusion.

4/25/2011 5:48:41 PM

Liberal Christian

I've never read anything in the Bible indicating that the Earth is about 6,000 years old. Where are these people getting this?

4/25/2011 6:24:34 PM


The Bible doesn't say that at all. Bishop Usher said it and he's still wrong.

8/28/2012 1:32:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The babble is pile of bullshit.

2/20/2015 10:53:01 AM

"Thats all I need to believe"

So you believe anything written in any book? Do you also believe in Allah, Ra, Zeus, Thor, and Harry Potter? There are books written about them, too. You accept the bible without any evidence whatsoever, yet you ignore all of the evidence showing the earth is old and evolution is a fact.

Why don't you require the same standard of evidence for your bible that you claim doesn't exist for evolution?

2/20/2015 5:12:56 PM