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[Quoted Post: "I am athiest that is crap. "virgins can't get pregnant". I lol at you for this one. if virgins can't get pregnant then there would be no humans on earth. and a world wide flood? polar icecaps melt and the only thing left above water is the peak of mount everest or something."]

THEY CAN IF GOD REAWAKENS THE MALE ORGANS INSIDE A WOMEN LIKE MARY
see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels .in one family in peru the girls who were meant to be boys dropped their male organs about 10-12 because they have a faulty gene .that usually is in early stages of pregnancy

but what i am talking about is supernatural event when god cause mary's sperm to impregnate her

you see there is a phrophecy that the seed [sperm] of the woman would chrush the head of the serpant [satan]. that seed would be the christ. you have to remember who you are dealing with here.it wouldnt be that hard for god to do.funny after all this time with all the sinical remarks science makes the possibility fathomable. just last year House the tv show did 2-3 shows on this .
how did a preacher preach on the verse that the angel would make it so all the world could see for three straight days the bodys of the two witnesses killed by anti christ before they arose. well satalites and cnn will cover that all three days when those pains are killed. how would a back woods preacher teach that in 1810. why would any one believe that.you'de have to be an idiot lol

when you are dealing with kohono you need to adjust your reality
when its heaven you might concider alot of leiway concidering the power source

Man With Fox, Naruto Forums 55 Comments [9/24/2007 6:43:23 AM]
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#293760
[url=http://rlrr.drum-corps.net/]rlrr[/url]

WTF?

9/24/2007 6:48:04 AM
#293764
demodocos

@rlrr: my thought exactly

9/24/2007 6:54:40 AM
#293766
Bassic

Oh man. I mean... what?

:scratches head:

9/24/2007 6:56:38 AM
#293773
Madame Scarlet

Uh... those kids you're talking about, who get their balls at puberty? They can't impregnate themselves. Nobody has both sperm and eggs.

9/24/2007 7:04:24 AM
#293776
Amanda

Can I score some drugs off of you?

9/24/2007 7:08:53 AM
#293780
Eric

Smoke! Less! Weed!

Oh, and there are people who have both ovaries and testes, they are called true hermaphrodites. But they can't impregnate themselves (and if I remember correctly may be sterile).

9/24/2007 7:28:56 AM
#293781
Thanatos

yes that makes as much sense as a badger in a spacesuit

9/24/2007 7:30:18 AM
#293782


I always thought that the Peruvian girls you're talking about were so because of an inusual phenomenon. And anyway, they're not pregnant and virgin, you see. Even if we regard the Virgin Mary, don't attempt to rationalise it. It was always meant to be extraordinary and miraculous because of that, that is, something to be NON-REPEATABLE and EXCEPTIONAL. Now, if you want to make it more ridiculous by taking its simplicity(and predictably, its making less credible) is up to you.

9/24/2007 7:31:44 AM
#293783
Raven Blackhawk

So you're saying that Mary was a hermaphrodite?

9/24/2007 7:32:51 AM
#293784
Katsuro

No way...get the fuck outta here!

9/24/2007 7:34:59 AM
#293788
Raggy

I must have missed those episodes of House. Very odd person.

9/24/2007 7:40:41 AM
#293789
Puck

English much?

when you are dealing with kohono you need to adjust your reality

I can dig it. kohono is definitely not pakalolo, though.

9/24/2007 7:41:49 AM
#293792
pbagosy

EPIC FAIL

-pb

9/24/2007 7:48:11 AM
#293796
Sandman

Wow. I don't think this person understood the ramifications of their claim!

If Jesus was created by God "awakening" the "male organs" inside Mary, taking Mary's "seed" and combining it with Mary's egg to produce a child, well, then, Jesus was a clone of Mary.

Which means Jesus was a woman pretending to be a man. "She" was a cross-dressing liar in direct violation of the OT, which is very specific about women dressing like men. Verrrrrry specific.

Aparently, Jesus was a chick. Who knew? She must have been a bit of a slut, too, wandering around the countryside with 12 single men...

9/24/2007 7:53:11 AM
#293801
Ambrielle

Whoa, there!

9/24/2007 8:01:26 AM
#293805
Vampirehummingbird

"THEY CAN IF GOD REAWAKENS THE MALE ORGANS INSIDE A WOMEN LIKE MARY"

With no Y chromosome, it means Jesus was actually a girl.

9/24/2007 8:04:47 AM
#293821
The Jamo

Man, let the fox go and catch a cab to the nearest psychiatric facility. You are not fit to fend for yourself or be around other people.

9/24/2007 8:18:42 AM
#293824
Patches

see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels

This is almost true. The fetus begins with generic gonads that gender-specific hormones induce to develop into one or the other. However, since everyone only has one set of gonads, you're only going to get one or the other. Ovaries or testes. A uterus or a prostate. Not both.

9/24/2007 8:32:44 AM
#293931
D Laurier

Huh?
"see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels"

Your ignorance of mammal reproduction is staggering.

9/24/2007 11:34:44 AM
#293943
Lunalelle

You...

But...

If...

skdjslksdfjs. Not even going to try to combat such epic wtfuckery.

9/24/2007 11:48:55 AM
#293946
Alena

Uh-huh.

If I ever got myself pregnant, I'd be taking myself down to the abortion clinic lickety-split, Jesus Fetus or no Jesus Fetus. If it's really Jesus, it would have known better than to hijack my womb.

9/24/2007 11:50:13 AM
#293957
BunyipGirl

Just like clockwork the nutters bloom out at the equinox.

9/24/2007 12:04:39 PM
#293965
Jezebel's Evil Sister

... THEY CAN IF GOD REAWAKENS THE MALE ORGANS INSIDE A WOMEN LIKE MARY ...

Sooo, the next time someone tells you to "Go fuck yourself," you really can. Wow!

9/24/2007 12:11:41 PM
#293967
Tarito

Are the Naruto forums some kind of fundie asylum?

9/24/2007 12:15:38 PM
#293973
black lager

that um, isn't even close to how it works.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION!

9/24/2007 12:21:35 PM
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