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9/24/2007 6:48:04 AM
@rlrr: my thought exactly
9/24/2007 6:54:40 AM
Oh man. I mean... what?
9/24/2007 6:56:38 AM
Uh... those kids you're talking about, who get their balls at puberty? They can't impregnate themselves. Nobody has both sperm and eggs.
9/24/2007 7:04:24 AM
Can I score some drugs off of you?
9/24/2007 7:08:53 AM
Smoke! Less! Weed!
Oh, and there are people who have both ovaries and testes, they are called true hermaphrodites. But they can't impregnate themselves (and if I remember correctly may be sterile).
9/24/2007 7:28:56 AM
yes that makes as much sense as a badger in a spacesuit
9/24/2007 7:30:18 AM
I always thought that the Peruvian girls you're talking about were so because of an inusual phenomenon. And anyway, they're not pregnant and virgin, you see. Even if we regard the Virgin Mary, don't attempt to rationalise it. It was always meant to be extraordinary and miraculous because of that, that is, something to be NON-REPEATABLE and EXCEPTIONAL. Now, if you want to make it more ridiculous by taking its simplicity(and predictably, its making less credible) is up to you.
9/24/2007 7:31:44 AM
So you're saying that Mary was a hermaphrodite?
9/24/2007 7:32:51 AM
No way...get the fuck outta here!
9/24/2007 7:34:59 AM
I must have missed those episodes of House. Very odd person.
9/24/2007 7:40:41 AM
when you are dealing with kohono you need to adjust your reality
I can dig it. kohono is definitely not pakalolo, though.
9/24/2007 7:41:49 AM
9/24/2007 7:48:11 AM
Wow. I don't think this person understood the ramifications of their claim!
If Jesus was created by God "awakening" the "male organs" inside Mary, taking Mary's "seed" and combining it with Mary's egg to produce a child, well, then, Jesus was a clone of Mary.
Which means Jesus was a woman pretending to be a man. "She" was a cross-dressing liar in direct violation of the OT, which is very specific about women dressing like men. Verrrrrry specific.
Aparently, Jesus was a chick. Who knew? She must have been a bit of a slut, too, wandering around the countryside with 12 single men...
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9/24/2007 8:01:26 AM
"THEY CAN IF GOD REAWAKENS THE MALE ORGANS INSIDE A WOMEN LIKE MARY"
With no Y chromosome, it means Jesus was actually a girl.
9/24/2007 8:04:47 AM
Man, let the fox go and catch a cab to the nearest psychiatric facility. You are not fit to fend for yourself or be around other people.
9/24/2007 8:18:42 AM
see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels
This is almost true. The fetus begins with generic gonads that gender-specific hormones induce to develop into one or the other. However, since everyone only has one set of gonads, you're only going to get one or the other. Ovaries or testes. A uterus or a prostate. Not both.
9/24/2007 8:32:44 AM
"see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels"
Your ignorance of mammal reproduction is staggering.
9/24/2007 11:34:44 AM
skdjslksdfjs. Not even going to try to combat such epic wtfuckery.
9/24/2007 11:48:55 AM
If I ever got myself pregnant, I'd be taking myself down to the abortion clinic lickety-split, Jesus Fetus or no Jesus Fetus. If it's really Jesus, it would have known better than to hijack my womb.
9/24/2007 11:50:13 AM
Just like clockwork the nutters bloom out at the equinox.
9/24/2007 12:04:39 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
... THEY CAN IF GOD REAWAKENS THE MALE ORGANS INSIDE A WOMEN LIKE MARY ...
Sooo, the next time someone tells you to "Go fuck yourself," you really can. Wow!
9/24/2007 12:11:41 PM
Are the Naruto forums some kind of fundie asylum?
9/24/2007 12:15:38 PM
that um, isn't even close to how it works.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION!
9/24/2007 12:21:35 PM
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