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[Quoted Post: "I am athiest that is crap. "virgins can't get pregnant". I lol at you for this one. if virgins can't get pregnant then there would be no humans on earth. and a world wide flood? polar icecaps melt and the only thing left above water is the peak of mount everest or something."]

THEY CAN IF GOD REAWAKENS THE MALE ORGANS INSIDE A WOMEN LIKE MARY
see every man and woman have both organs the natural occurance is one shrivels .in one family in peru the girls who were meant to be boys dropped their male organs about 10-12 because they have a faulty gene .that usually is in early stages of pregnancy

but what i am talking about is supernatural event when god cause mary's sperm to impregnate her

you see there is a phrophecy that the seed [sperm] of the woman would chrush the head of the serpant [satan]. that seed would be the christ. you have to remember who you are dealing with here.it wouldnt be that hard for god to do.funny after all this time with all the sinical remarks science makes the possibility fathomable. just last year House the tv show did 2-3 shows on this .
how did a preacher preach on the verse that the angel would make it so all the world could see for three straight days the bodys of the two witnesses killed by anti christ before they arose. well satalites and cnn will cover that all three days when those pains are killed. how would a back woods preacher teach that in 1810. why would any one believe that.you'de have to be an idiot lol

when you are dealing with kohono you need to adjust your reality
when its heaven you might concider alot of leiway concidering the power source

Man With Fox, Naruto Forums 55 Comments [9/24/2007 6:43:23 AM]
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#293993

Garfield

Go fuck yourself becomes a whole new meaning ....

9/24/2007 12:48:48 PM

#293994

Garfield

gets - it means gets a whole new meaning! :o

9/24/2007 12:49:28 PM

#293997

Charmo

Humanity does not work that way!

9/24/2007 12:55:09 PM

#294003

Osiris

No. Just no. All vertebrate animals, including humans, are inherently female. They require the "y" chromosome to become male. I understood this concept when I was four.

9/24/2007 1:00:05 PM

#294020

Drakeal V2.0

What the flying fuck?????

Even for Naruto Forums this is insane. Please, separate this person from all forms of anime before his beliefs get even more insane.

9/24/2007 1:12:43 PM

#294032

Count Spatula

So everyone is a hermaphrodite? News to me...

9/24/2007 1:20:47 PM

#294049

anevilmeme

Dude, what the fuck?

9/24/2007 1:37:12 PM

#294074

Puck

So? Joseph could've made Mary pregnant just by frotting her a few times. The hymen isn't totally impermeable. We're just talking about a longer journey for the sperm.

Women have sperm? Are the major universities and research centers aware of this?

Or is Man With Fox Also With Rabies?

9/24/2007 2:13:25 PM

#294106

breakerslion

Man With Fox have turd for head.

9/24/2007 3:29:47 PM

#294146

Old Viking

In fundy circles Man With Fox is among the top ranked biologists.

9/24/2007 4:15:24 PM

#294148

Marissa

Good Sekhmet, is that supposed to be Konoha I spy in your message? Your fandom, it fails! /fangirlness

Yes, there is a condition where "girls" actually have recessed testicles. Unfortunately, those "girls" do NOT go through puberty and thus could never become pregnant anyway. *sigh* Please, do not rely on your faulty recollection of a television show for your scientific and medical knowledge.

Also, get some literacy.

9/24/2007 4:21:35 PM

#294219

Mister Spak

What?

9/24/2007 5:23:59 PM

#294223

Sophie

I'm very, very confused. Female sperm? Err... women don't work like that. o.O

9/24/2007 5:26:47 PM

#294278

Nowonmai

you see there is a ~~phrophecy~~ prophecy that the seed [sperm] of the woman would ~~chrush~~crush the head of the ~~serpant~~serpent

Actually the only seed of a woman is an egg. So I take this prophecy of yours is foretelling the perfecting of parthenogenesis. Cool, I can live with that.

Spelling corrections free of charge. Man, I do wish fundies would learn how to spell.

9/24/2007 6:34:54 PM

#294445

Rhys

So at best mary was a hermaphrodite, and at worst jesus was inbred, because his mother and father were the same person?

Actually that makes a lot of sense...

9/24/2007 10:27:27 PM

#294455

Beccs

Without even commenting on the spelling ability of the poster, there is so much wrong with this post that I honestly don't know where to begin. . .

I'll just say this: DON'T BREED!

9/24/2007 11:02:08 PM

#294484

Tempus

Women have secret schlongs? Who knew?

9/25/2007 12:38:15 AM

#294485

Pickle

Give me what your smoking.

9/25/2007 12:41:19 AM

#294500

Barbarian

First impression: WTF?

Second impression: the poster draws premature conclusions from shemale pr0n on the internets.

9/25/2007 1:32:42 AM

#294574

Adrian

So Mary was a trap? Did Joseph take it in the pooper, then?

Women have secret schlongs? Who knew?

Well, many hentai fans did: just google "futanari"

9/25/2007 4:54:02 AM

#294600

Tempus

Just did.

Wow...

The goggles, they do nothing...nothing...

9/25/2007 6:46:06 AM

#294605

Adrian

Also,

9/25/2007 6:56:20 AM

#294670

The Tyger

"real acid?!?"

googled

"my eyes!"

If House couldn't figure it out I know not to try!

"the goggles they do nothing!"

SPOOOOOOOOOON!

9/25/2007 9:19:15 AM

#294798

Delmania

Again, reality disagrees. Someone please correct me if I am wrong, but human fetuses start out as female. If the fetus receives a n injection at a certain stage, it becomes male. The population is 2/3 female, and 1/3 female.

Biology aside, this is a "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?" comment. According to the Bible, God is omnipotent, He can simply will things into being. He didn't need to inject "holy sperm" into Mary, He simply had to sayd "you're pregnant" and it happened.

9/25/2007 3:57:33 PM

#294800

Puck

Delmania, I'll leave the corrections to someone who gives a shit. WTF, indeed.

9/25/2007 4:04:20 PM

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