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Kinda jerky, not that fundie...
9/26/2007 4:27:59 PM
Yes, you're extremely witty.
9/26/2007 4:32:40 PM
And I wonder if the hostess ever thinks, "Table for Mr. Hitler and party!"
9/26/2007 4:35:37 PM
Don't try anything with bechamel-sause at that place Uberbeliever.
Maybe you'll catch teh geys.
9/26/2007 4:38:01 PM
What's that sauce do? And standups for Jesus anyone?
9/26/2007 4:41:08 PM
What an ass you are.
9/26/2007 4:41:35 PM
Then those "folks" are as bigoted as you. A person does not diminish their gender by being homosexual.
/(he does a good enough job of that himself)/
Let's see, you insult the waitress's co-worker in front of her and then wink at her. Are you sure he's the one humiliating himself? Take a look in the mirror, you stupid oaf.
9/26/2007 4:45:39 PM
You do realize that's WHY you keep getting the same waiter, right? The hostess thinks you're a jerk.
9/26/2007 4:48:12 PM
The joke is on you. Do you have any idea of what the waiter does to (or in) your food before he brings it to your bigotted ass?
9/26/2007 4:49:54 PM
Aren't you just clever?
9/26/2007 4:49:59 PM
I suppose the thought that the waiter might a hermaphrodite or have some biological screw up never cross this compassionate Christian's mind. Then again the waiter might just be camping it up just to mess with your’ head Pa' Kettle.
9/26/2007 5:04:47 PM
You better get yourself checked for demon possession. The gay kind.
9/26/2007 5:08:26 PM
who thought of this from Fight Club
Narrator: He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[the Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]
Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden: [snickers] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: ...you get the idea.
9/26/2007 5:15:26 PM
If I was that guy you'd be getting an unorthodox salad dressing, that's for sure. You probably already are anyway.
9/26/2007 5:20:02 PM
Little did Uberbeliever realize the folly of those who mock the people who prepare their food.
9/26/2007 5:26:05 PM
Uber really got his ass handed to him in that thread.
9/26/2007 5:27:55 PM
That clever li'l fundie doesn't seem to understand what "openly gay" means either.
9/26/2007 5:45:27 PM
Bigoted and juvenile, yes. Fundie, no.
9/26/2007 5:49:44 PM
A Mini-Play at the Restaurant
Hostess: THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!
Waiter: Oh Gawd - Where?
H: Table 12.
(Both Peering around the Corner)
H: Where DOES she find those clothes??
W: The Barnum Bigtop Store - Polyester Remainder Bin.
H: Has his beergut gotten bigger??
W: Yes, but we'll take care of that. (Toward the Kitchen) Hey John... I need two e-coli burgers - RARE!
9/26/2007 5:52:39 PM
Then they go back and spit in your food.
9/26/2007 5:52:57 PM
Um, Mr. Uber...you DO realize that "server" is a unisex term, right?
9/26/2007 5:54:02 PM
I think it would more qualify as "fundie" if Uber's entire post was used. This created an uproar over there with the gay members.
9/26/2007 6:19:54 PM
So you enjoy making fun of the people who prepare your food?
You DO realize that they're alone with your food long before you ever see it, right?
9/26/2007 6:30:05 PM
His entire post:
[/i]I just wondered what everyone thought about the 2 distinctions between gays. There are the ones who you couldn't tell were gay unless they told you, and then there's "openly gay". It's not nearly as bad if they keep it to themselves or stay in the closet, but the ones that typically make people uncomfortable is the "openly" gay type. I don't know which sin is worse or if it all should be considered the same.
There is a local restaurant which my wife and I are regulars at. One of the waiters there is the "openly" gay type, and I mean openly is putting it mildly. I will not give his name as to humiliate him (he does a good enough job of that himself). Whenever we show up and the hostess tells us that he will be our server, I give her a smile and say "You mean our waitress, right?" and give her a wink. That usually gets a good chuckle out of a few folks in line behind us.
My main point is, these people are already an abomination. Why do they have to be so over-the-top?[/i]
Yes, Virginia, he really IS an assholke
9/26/2007 6:31:38 PM
Are you sure you even want to go to that restaurant, after all he just might give you "Teh Ghey"!
And one more thing, closeted much?
9/26/2007 6:33:32 PM
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