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There is a local restaurant which my wife and I are regulars at. One of the waiters there is the "openly" gay type, and I mean openly is putting it mildly. I will not give his name as to humiliate him (he does a good enough job of that himself). Whenever we show up and the hostess tells us that he will be our server, I give her a smile and say "You mean our waitress, right?" and give her a wink. That usually gets a good chuckle out of a few folks in line behind us.


Uberbeliever, CARM 69 Comments [9/26/2007 4:26:30 PM]
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#295941
skyotter

they're laughing at you, not with you

9/26/2007 6:43:46 PM

#295949
Tomby Stone

Huh huh, aah know whats you meean Uberbeliever. We gots this one Negro at our local gas station. Whenever he's filling up our tank I always turn to mah sister and mah wife (same person) and say, 'I hope he aint fillin' it with no African voodoo shit' and we have a good laugh. Aw shucks, Aah know Jaaysuss would be so proud.

9/26/2007 6:49:46 PM

#295953
Tempus

Sigh...html skills are fuxxored today.

9/26/2007 6:51:13 PM

#295964
Pickle

You know, the 5th grade is calling you, uberbeliever. I guess homosexuals are the true christians since fuckheads like you chastize and emotionally damage them like you? Perhaps you like persecuting them because of the way they feel inside?

You are a champion of humanity, fine sir.

9/26/2007 7:24:51 PM

#295971
BunyipGirl

Yep, real worldy. :::::eyeroll:::::

9/26/2007 7:44:40 PM

#295974
Sigmund Freud

You really want to suck cock, don't you?

9/26/2007 7:49:09 PM

#295985
King Duncan

They're laughing AT you not WITH you.

9/26/2007 8:05:36 PM

#296007
flipper

Hopefully embarrassed laughter followed by comments of "What a jerk!" after you walk away.

9/26/2007 9:13:00 PM

#296020
Drakeal V2.0

Asshole yes, fundie only because it's Uberbeliever. If I were the waiter in question, I'd lodge some kind of complaint about this.

9/26/2007 9:46:27 PM

#296024
LethaOne

ooooh, Cle-ver! I bet your penis feels REALLY huge now!

9/26/2007 9:55:23 PM

#296036
King Duncan

Is it just me or has "A Friend" become strangely homo-erotic recently?
Silly internet.

9/26/2007 10:09:08 PM

#296040
Lithp

...You call yourself "uberbeliever"?

9/26/2007 10:15:36 PM

#296072
Ex-Fundie

Little does Uberbeliever know that homophobia is the secret keyword for an order of spit burger and piss cola.

UB, they aren't laughing about the "joke" you just made, but what they're gonna do to you for it. Enjoy your meal.

9/26/2007 10:48:18 PM

#296079
The Jamo

Oh what a witty charmer you are, Uberbeliever. Too bad that those chuckles you get are only there to appease your homophobia and get your money. In the end, the only one who should be humiliated is [drumroll]... YOU. Thanks for playing.

9/26/2007 10:56:31 PM

#296104
Upallnite

"They're laughing AT you not WITH you."

That is what I thought. That and I wanted to point out that he never asks for a diffrent server.

9/27/2007 12:08:25 AM

#296120
LM

And that's why your drinks get the free protein boost.

9/27/2007 12:52:33 AM

#296144


Seems that he has been proposed by the gay waiter or what does he mean?

9/27/2007 3:24:52 AM

#296145


Answer from the waiter: "there is a regular customer of mine who is openly fundy. Whenever he appears, I feel I am the last person he wants to see"

9/27/2007 3:26:10 AM

#296161
Nutz

it's no wonder he thinks he's funny. He can't even sort out the meanings of the words flamboyant and open or homosexual and female.

9/27/2007 4:03:07 AM

#296169
JD

somehow I'm reminded of an old comic...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*"Easiest fifty I ever made!"*fapfapfapfapfapfap*

9/27/2007 4:23:11 AM

#296228


She laughs because she's insecure about her job.

But she knows what a cunt you are.

9/27/2007 7:09:53 AM

#296235
Jack Bauer

I bet you are secretly of Teh Ghey and you are lusting after this guy's tight little ass.

9/27/2007 7:23:49 AM

#296256
Mr Smith

Since when is being "openly gay" humiliating?

Plus, how stupid do you have to be to piss off the person that is preparing your food?!

@JD
The comic you are thinking of is sexy losers.

9/27/2007 8:17:49 AM

#296280
John

Wow. Uberbeliever must knock 'em dead there in East Dickwad, Alabama.

9/27/2007 9:31:37 AM

#296294
Jacob

So eat elsewhere, fuckhead.

9/27/2007 9:59:53 AM
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