Can't you just hear Abe Simpson telling this story? Read it again and imagine Grandpa's voice. Eerie.
6/14/2006 6:32:50 AM
alrighty then... ummm stupidity with legs much?
12/13/2006 7:31:10 PM
Pretty intriguing hunting practice, since it involves freakin' TIME TRAVEL more than 80 million years into the past, and leaving no traces of humans there (or dinosaur bones being brought into human eras).
12/13/2006 8:18:57 PM
You're a fucktard, aren't you, Kent?
2/20/2008 4:23:41 PM
liar and a theif. And people follow his teachings which is almost beyond belief. Anyone who hasn't seen this modern day medicine man, check out some of his videos, they're really funny in a "no way!" way.
The Abe Simpson thing does work. It's just the right nonsense quota
2/20/2008 4:32:32 PM
"The Flintstones is no Documentary"-Award?
3/11/2008 8:17:52 PM
First: how do you propose they slew the "dragons"?
Second: Hamburger from a brachiosaurus? WTF?!
3/29/2008 3:40:28 PM
Someone needs to tell this poor bloke that Fred and Wilma aren't real...
11/12/2009 2:00:19 AM
Vegetable Rights Activist
You don't GET nature, go you?
12/12/2009 11:48:08 AM
Ah, Hovind. I'd be tempted to say that he was the biggest Poe in history, except that he actually went to jail for tax fraud because he believed being Christian meant he wasn't a US citizen so he did not have to pay his taxes (or something like that. I don't remember the details. I'm sure someone here will. And if not, I'm sure you can Google it.)
But really, where does the man get this stuff? Why don't we find any humans fossilized in the same strata that dinosaurs are? There you go creationists! Find us a human fossilized alongside a dinosaur or a dinosaur fossil with something like an arrowhead imbedded in it and you can disprove the theory of evolution just like that!
There is just so much to say to this post. But I think I'm going to stop here. There's just so much wrong that I could go on all day about how wrong it was. And this is just, what, six sentences? The stupidity here doesn't so much burn, it's more like a nuclear explosion.
12/12/2009 12:38:34 PM
I suggest you stop watching this show, Kent.
I'm sure others have told you it's not a documentary, but you just refuse to learn.
12/12/2009 1:23:23 PM
Allegory for Jesus
The History of the World: From Jesus to Me-sus.
Chapter 12: Dragon riding, Dragon slaying, and f***ing Dinosaur Burgers! Dinosaur Burgers! This shit actually happened! PRAISE THE LORD!
Note: These are "facts" therefore we do not owe Hannah Barbera anything for copyright infringement. The Flintstones copied us!
7/18/2010 6:31:57 PM
Kent, Kent, Kent.. The FLINSTONES is a cartoon, not history.
7/18/2010 6:41:31 PM
Brachiosaurus burgers? LMAO! See Kent, stuff like this is why the world thinks you're stupid.
7/18/2010 10:28:03 PM
I'm going out to get some brontosaurus burgers. And some buns.
6/11/2012 7:44:27 AM
Mmm, brachiosaurus hamburgers...
You can prove this, can't you, Kent? I assume you've got the midden pits and the barbecue grills to back it up? And how did man go about killing a 90-ton sauropod, with just spears and bows, without getting flattened first? I reckon our doughty ancestors must have spooked a herd of brachiosaurs with fire and ran them off a cliff. But if that's the case, surely Kent will be able to point us to the same sort of evidence that we have for Mesolithic hunters doing this to mammoths.
6/11/2012 11:42:39 AM
In regards to the Abe Simpson thing, I'm about 90% this was in an episode once...
Hovind the ultimate Poe, dropping a hint? Or Groening and Co. just taking a jab at him?
6/11/2012 12:22:31 PM
Filin De Blanc
"There would be a lot of hamburger in one brachiosaurus."
The sad thing is this isn't even the most patently ridiculous thing Hovind has ever said.
6/11/2012 12:42:18 PM