Quote# 2962

And my sister was playing around with an ouiji board, using a drinking glass for the pointer. She must have conjured up something because the chairs tipped over, the glass flew off the table and crashed against the wall. Then a green, demon looking face with red eyes and a yellow forked tongue moved around the walls and then disappeared.

Arabesque, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Don't drink too much.

11/25/2005 5:35:12 AM


\"And then like five guys just started wailing on this one dude.\"

11/25/2005 8:52:30 AM

Darth Wang

Hallucinate much?

11/25/2005 6:31:02 PM


Factory defect. You should've been notified by the company if you registered your ouiji board when you bought it.

6/14/2006 6:31:30 AM


sure it did

11/17/2006 4:59:20 PM

Doctor Whom

It was evil spirits -- the kind that come in a bottle.

11/17/2006 10:32:15 PM


All other obvious problems with this aside, seriously, if she had \"conjured up soemthing,\" that's the best it can do? A demon comes out of a ouija board and....tips over your chairs? Knocks over a glass and disappears? Next time she conjures a demon, will it call and ask if her refrigerator is running?

1/18/2007 1:33:48 AM


Hate to break it to you, but I would bet that it was vodka in the glass she was drinking out of.

5/1/2007 6:23:26 AM


And what were you smoking when this happened?

5/1/2007 8:21:38 AM

Mr Smith

you're either a liar or your sister was trying to scare you with a torch

5/1/2007 8:43:06 AM


i see someone likes to party

5/1/2007 8:50:17 AM


Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

5/1/2007 9:56:22 AM

richard skidmark

Shooting up LSD will give you a rush like that. Try a whole gram next time.

5/1/2007 12:06:31 PM

Brian X

Um... what is pareidolia and a headlight beam from a passing car, Alex?

5/1/2007 5:03:49 PM


I wish MY Kool-Aid did that.

5/1/2007 8:02:53 PM


Cool. Think of what she could've conjured if she was using it for real ;p

5/1/2007 8:05:50 PM


Arabesque, these nice gentlemen have come to take you to a nice quiet place. Now let's put this jacket on you...

1/6/2008 5:39:41 PM


Then a green, demon looking face with red eyes and a yellow forked tongue moved around the walls and then disappeared.

"Then it gets kind of hard to remember...kid spent a few months in a foster home...they gave me some pills..."

1/6/2008 11:34:03 PM

Thou shalt not bear false testimony, BITCH!

8/19/2008 10:32:50 AM


Now I know who stole my bottle of Bacardi 151.

8/19/2008 11:21:50 AM

That musta been a powerful doobie.

11/26/2008 7:36:04 PM


I agree with Mr. Smith, your sister's pulling a fast one on you-and you fell for it.

11/26/2008 7:43:13 PM

a mind far far away

I've spent alot of time as a christian. I've also spent time in the occult. I've had some weird things happen when I've used an ouiji board too. However, from all the supernatural and mystical experiences I've had, every bit of them can be explained by natural means. So quit doing drugs, and the hallucinations will cease. Get your mind right, and way from all that spiritual crap, and you won't have such experiences. That's why the supernatural only happens to those who believe in it, and not to those who don't. It's all in the mind.

11/26/2008 7:50:04 PM


Next time, go easy on the apsinth, mkay? It's ok to mix it with the water.

11/26/2008 9:38:15 PM


The hell, either your sister was BSing you or that "water" they were drinking wasn't water.

11/27/2008 1:01:32 AM

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