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[After insisting he answer whether he would kill children had he been an ancient Hebrew if he thought God had ordered it]

Although I wouldn't be too happy about it, yes. That and try to help out some of them. Duh. That's what the Hebrews did.

No, wait. I can barely hurt a fly. I wouldn't be a soldier. I'd be on of the people taken by the Amekalites and become a slave. Darn.

'course that's how wars work. Kill the other guy before they can kill you. You've seen what children can do (or should have). I just wonder...were the children attacking the soldiers or not? In Palestine, the kids throw rocks at the soldiers. I wonder...?

Elric, Blizzforums 9 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

One should really consider the question of why one would worship a god with a track record of ordering his minions to kill children.

2/23/2006 10:31:36 PM

Julian

Did he just condone or even commend the killing of Palestinian children that throw stones at tanks?

6/26/2006 7:36:01 AM

Redhunter

Elric's gacking man. He's all over the place.

Yeah, I'd kill for god.
ANd try to help.....
No, I wouldn't do that
I'd be a slave
Hmmm, I was just thinking of Palestinian kids....

What? Slow your roll buddy. mellow.

7/6/2006 6:00:11 AM

Matilde

Of course, poor Isaac attacking his father, YOU´RE NUTS MAN!!!

9/10/2006 7:50:50 PM



Yes, because I'm sure if Russian soldiers invaded the U.S., American schoolchildren would come running out with flowers and wreathes.

"Kill the other guy before they can kill you?" Why not just say "Kill or be killed?" and be done with it? After all, that's the prime rule of nature. Yet another sad reminder of how war turns humans into animals.

3/7/2008 2:30:08 AM

Marlowe

I can tell how knowledgeable this guy is, what with his thinking that there is currently such a place as Palestine.

3/10/2008 2:20:50 AM

RapturedbyBlondie

Hate to Godwin this, but that's exactly the reaction of "ordinary men" ordered to execute Jews. It's quite scary to see it confessed so candidly.

7/19/2011 2:00:38 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

That and try to help out some of them.

"Help out?" "Some?" Show me where it says that. The hypothetical (and, in at least one instance in the damn bible, actual) orders from god were to kill them all. Stop trying to reinterpret them and answer the real question.

7/19/2011 2:17:59 PM

LordMu

Are you brain damaged?
'cause you can't seem to focus on one subject for more that 5 seconds.
Maybe that's why you don't stop to consider the objective morality of your ideals.

9/18/2011 2:01:52 PM
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