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Quote# 2973

I'd say if a thief causes people to starve, [cutting] a hand off is a merciful retort that keeps others alive.

jpholding, Theology Web 7 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


I think he's being too liberal. Thieves should have an arm cut off, not hands.

6/1/2007 11:27:01 PM


You'd be real popular in Saudi Arabia, jp.

6/2/2007 10:40:42 AM


How, do people eat said hand?

8/28/2008 2:29:25 PM

El Guapo

"merciful retort" sounds like the name of a New Wave band.

8/28/2008 2:40:07 PM


And then, obviously, they can eat the hand, and stay alive. Oh my god, it works so well!

11/30/2008 11:58:11 PM


You know, you could have just said, "Use a flail on the thief for five minutes straight." No need to start lopping off limbs and such. And what if the thief was stealing food so he could feed his family?

12/1/2008 1:11:58 AM

Tomby Stone

Cutting off the hand doesn't work, they can still steal donuts by sticking the stump through the hole.

12/1/2008 2:15:03 AM