Quote# 2977
[Arguing that God has a white beard]The reasoning that I used is this: God made man in His image, and men, naturally, grow beards; Jesus took on human form as a Jewish man, and ascended to Heaven in the form of a Jewish man; it was a DISHONOR for a Jewish man not to have a beard - therefore, Jesus had a beard during His ministry and also after His resurrection, and when He ascended to Heaven (it can be assumed that Jesus has kept the appearance with which He ascended, excepting that His hair is all white now, apparently [Revelation 1:10-16]); it can be assumed that if Jesus' HAIR is all white, His BEARD is also; God the Father is said to have hair "like pure wool" (Daniel 7:9). Therefore, it is most likely (almost certain) that God has a beard (it is practically certain that Jesus has a beard), and that it is white. We do know, though, that both God the Father and Jesus have hair white as 'pure wool'.
Godsword,
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#597299
PirateFaafy
And therefore, since women were created in the image of man, they should probably grow beards too. :D
7/21/2008 4:52:22 AM
#597581
apYrs
also circumcised. Like Jesus was.
7/21/2008 12:42:42 PM
#597706
El Guapo
The question is, HOW does God wear his beard? Probably not a goatee or a van Dyke, but also probably not one of those crazy neckstrap beards. I bet his beard is like Santa's.
What does everybody think?
7/21/2008 2:59:22 PM
#597784
Princess Rot
Shaun the Sheep would like his coat back now, Jeebus.
7/21/2008 3:34:41 PM
#597892
Boadicea
There are a lot of *BROWN* and *BLACK* sheep as well. Their wool grows that color. Heck, there are even *GRAY* sheep.
So God's beard is like "unto pure wool"? Which color, then?
7/21/2008 5:20:46 PM
#597898
Ranger Joe
God has a Soul Patch. Duhh :D
7/21/2008 5:25:54 PM
#597914
Harry
Odd there's no mention of nose hair.
7/21/2008 5:50:25 PM
#600226
mike-mike
Then god must be a weak and pathetic creature because the human bady is really flawed.
7/23/2008 6:19:16 PM
#600234
Philbert McAdamia
So do god have a nappy head? Sheeit, yall mufuckas be gettin ya asses capped, Jim.
Or is he Jewish? he sent the boychick down in the image, yes? Oy, such knocks you're in for.
And there's aging in heaven? Damn, the 3-in-One must be all wrinkled and shrivelled to just about zip by now, down to about the size of George Burns.
"The reasoning I used is this..."
Bwaaaahahahahahaha
7/23/2008 6:28:53 PM
#1085443
Ok, good luck explaining how women enter in the equation, as well as the 2/3 of the world who doesn´t have those features.
1/1/2010 5:29:15 PM
#1169752
vaguelyhumanoid
WHITE HAIR WAS A METAPHOR!
GOODNIGHT!
6/19/2010 5:02:26 PM
#1169800
Elia
Now we're arguing about what color god's beard is supposed to be. What next, eye color? Hook nose vs. button nose?
6/19/2010 6:42:48 PM
#1169811
Nowonmai
So, you're saying you God is Jewish?
And I have seen 'pure wool', and let me tell ya, it's not white. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
6/19/2010 7:12:38 PM
#1169854
Gore
So Jesus... was an albino?
6/19/2010 9:50:46 PM
#1170007
Anon-e-moose
"God made man in His image"
God is Morgan Freeman. Or a cute tsundere anime girl:
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6/21/2010 9:36:11 AM
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