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Wasn't the Bible written in terms of truth? If the Bible, written by God, has a geocentric view....then maybe it's truth. Just a thought

riZon, Christian Forums 13 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

So nice to see that a book written thousands of years ago has replaced all your rational cognitive process.

12/22/2006 1:55:20 AM

venusdiva429

Oh, that's right. And...did ya hear?...the Earth is flat, too!

Gaaaaah!

12/22/2006 3:12:25 AM



A 2000+ year text with numerous authors, contradictions, questionable accuracy, and based on the super-natural is more valid than eye witnesses who have seen Earth from space?

6/28/2008 12:54:06 AM

Crimson Lizard

Just a thought?

I doubt that very much.

1/11/2011 2:04:17 PM

jas43

bad reasoning.
no dinner.

1/11/2011 3:16:08 PM



"Wasn't the Bible written in terms of truth?"

No, no it wasn't.

1/12/2011 2:29:15 AM

kuribo

I read in the bible that you're an idiot



It's somewhere in the back

1/26/2014 8:20:00 AM

Canadiest

You people really live on the maybes.

Watched a Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on the Bible last night, when one girl was asked weither the stories in it were true she repeatedly answered "anythings possible". I hate it when anyone says that even casually but to base your world view and existance on that is nearly insane and allows for any belief system or wackadoo concepts.

1/27/2014 10:14:38 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If the Bible, written by God"

'If.' [/Spartan Laconic Wit]

"has a geocentric view....then maybe it's truth. Just a thought"

PROTIP: Dr. Buzz Aldrin - the 2nd man on the Moon - is a Presbyterian; he even performed the first religious ceremony on another world, soon after he'd piloted the LEM 'Eagle', landing Neil Armstrong & himself safely in the Sea of Tranquility area of the Moon. I think even he would like a word with you, re. the difference between Biblical 'Truth', and scientific fact.

"Wasn't the Bible written in terms of truth?"

2+2=5 is Truth, according to O'Brien, the Inner Party & Big Brother [/1984"]. When asked by Pontius Pilate 'What is Truth', Jesus couldn't answer.

'What's True, is true for you'

-L. Ron Hubbard, founder of $cientology

And you don't think, riSible. Otherwise, you'd be at least a member of NASA/JPL, and would know the facts of our universe, never mind our solar system.

Remember that name: Dr. Buzz Aldrin. Next time you're saying to someone 'Would you like fries with that?'.

@Canadiest

"Watched a Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on the Bible last night, when one girl was asked weither the stories in it were true she repeatedly answered "anythings possible"."

And if I was Penn Jillette, I'd have said to her 'Okay...:'



'...build for me a wheel, on the Bible's own mathematical basis of Pi = exactly 3. After all - and as you say - "anything's possible", amirite?!'

...and if she was reduced to being a blubbering faith-annihilated wreck after being argumentally cornered by such a simple question, that wouldn't be my problem. After all, I'm not the 'faith'-blinded/lobotomised little fundie freak she is. Reality is a bitch, dearie. Deal with it.

1/27/2014 10:42:24 AM



And maybe all of the science we've developed in the last 2000+ years proves it's fucking wrong. Just a thought.


1/30/2014 4:14:27 AM

creativerealms

Or maybe just maybe the bible is not divinely inspired but actually a book of myths and legends that people worship as fact.

1/30/2014 4:40:20 AM

Goomy pls

How about YOU go to space?

1/30/2014 6:25:23 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Just a thought"

How presumptuous of you.

12/14/2014 3:37:36 PM
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