Diane Whipple, a filthy dyke, died in her sins on Jan. 26, 2001, as a result of being mauled by two dogs. God used literal dogs to kill a figurative dog - sodomites being likened unto dogs for beast-filthiness (Deut. 23:17, Mat. 7:6, Phil. 3:2, 2 Pet. 2:7,8,12,22; Rev. 22:15). Fags & dykes = dogs & sows. She lived like a beast, died like a beast, at the hands of beasts, and is mourned by a family of beasts! The wrath and fury that smote Diane Whipple - suddenly and violently ripping her throat out and casting her forthwith into the everlasting flames of Hell - is poised to similarly visit this evil sodomite-dominated nation in final overwhelming vengeance. Jer. 9:9. Sharon Smith (the dead dyke's lover) and Penny Whipple-Kelly (the dead dyke's guilty, dyke-pimp, mother-from-Hell) need a reality check. Diane is in Hell, and you will join her there - where you three will bitterly curse each other forever, as you gnaw your tongues in pain and blaspheme God. Flames of God's wrath will engulf you and fill your heads, bowels, and limbs. The same is happening to Diane now.
Fred Phelps, God Hates Fags 71 Comments
[10/10/2007 1:02:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Honestly, I wish torturehim would come back to comment on this post. There are no words I know that can accurately describe the hate I feel for this man, and I know a lot of words.
10/13/2007 4:41:14 AM
The church at Westboro which he leads has 71 confirmed members, 60 of whom are related to Phelps through blood or marriage or both.
10/13/2007 9:17:07 AM
The Celestial Dung Beetle
How did this only get a 4?
10/17/2007 3:47:38 AM
Fuck you phelps.
10/23/2007 7:09:21 PM
Honestly, this doesn't even offend me. He's just trying too hard, because he knows that in reality, nothing he says is worth anything to anyone of worth.
10/23/2007 8:24:17 PM
I feel his Christian love...
(insert image here of Dr. Evil in cryogenic chamber saying "It's frickin freezing in here")
10/23/2007 9:01:19 PM
I remain steadfast in my assertion that no jury on earth would convict a person who throws a brick right at Fred Phelps' head.
10/23/2007 10:18:57 PM
heck they might even give you a medal Mr. Saturday.
10/24/2007 12:09:59 AM
3/12/2008 8:04:41 PM
sixth word, I knew it was Phelps
3/12/2008 10:32:27 PM
Hasn't he croaked already? There must have been delays in excavating the Eighth level of Hell this foul-mouthed wankstain so richly deserves...
3/14/2008 2:58:40 AM
One person who should meet a swift but painful end.
3/14/2008 4:34:23 AM
Hey, Mr. Phelps! I have just the thing to combat your raging hatred for mankind, and I'll even administer it at no charge.
9/5/2008 12:57:18 PM
a well known dangerous villain
Never have these words been more appropriate than when directed at Fred Phelps:
Die in a fire, you miserable fuck.
11/26/2009 3:47:23 PM
Oh...Phelps again. I might have known.
Fuck you, you fucking vulture and your entire family/cult. One day you are going to cross the line and you are going to go to jail where you will be raped by Bubba for the rest of your miserable life. I don't normally like wishing prision rape on people, but I will wish it on you because it would be the ultimate poetic justice.
11/26/2009 3:51:49 PM
Why are we fulfilling this media whore's dearest wishes by giving him even more exposure?
11/26/2009 4:02:15 PM
Fred you are pond scum. Well, lower actually.
You're like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.
- My Bestfriends Wedding
1/7/2011 4:08:00 PM
Fred, I don't understand why you don't just ADMIT that you're gay. It would solve all your problems. We all know you are, you just have to admit it.
1/7/2011 4:22:41 PM
I would have to invent an entirely new language just to describe the hate I feel for this man.
9/13/2011 12:40:46 PM
Yo, Fred Phelps...Satan called, he said he wants his son back! Your pal Osama bin Laden is missing you too!
PS-Look who's saying who needs a reality check...that's one shiny mirror you've got there, sparky!
4/23/2012 5:29:19 PM
I would seriously shake the hand of the guy who dissects this guy alive to check if he's human. human at all.
5/14/2012 2:37:07 AM
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