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Quote# 2989

Either you get it, or you don't. There is no sense trying to convince someone of this. Everyone will know the truth shortly after they die. I just wish we could capture the look on their faces on film!

Lawyer4God, Christian Forums 10 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

I wish we could capture the look of the bleevers on film, when they realize there is no afterlife!

2/12/2008 12:47:50 AM
#904877
lol at adults who believe in god

It sucks because after I die I will not be able to say "I told you so".

2/18/2009 3:25:33 AM
#904948
Joules

Why does god need a lawyer?


2/18/2009 4:40:30 AM
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Trask

There are no cameras in Heaven?

Cheap-ass God.

8/20/2009 11:09:18 PM
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Canadiest

He at least doesn't think he's the special guest, front row throne witnessing the non-my-religion people suffering. Most these fucks see Gods design as fulfilling their revenge fantasys. They wish never ending torment for those who are different but pretend to be better than us.

8/23/2009 12:19:08 PM
#1011009
Angua

Okay, either you get religion or you don't. You get it, I don't, fine, I can live with that. Agree to disagree and all. Okay, fine. I won't try to convert you and you wn't try to convert me. Conflict avoided, and everyone's happy. No problems there.

It's just the "I just wish I could capture the look of their faces on film" that gets to me. Isn't that a bit, you know, sadistic?

8/23/2009 2:06:00 PM
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Rapax Pringer

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8/27/2010 5:57:58 AM
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The Duelist

Have revenge fantasies much?

8/27/2010 8:44:59 AM
#1198553
Justanotheratheist

Lots of dead people have been photographed. Nothing there to prove God exists, so what will even more photos accomplish, cretin?

8/27/2010 9:23:43 AM
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"Lawyer4God"
You misspelled liar.

11/21/2012 4:33:34 AM
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