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#17135
Papabear
Well, I'd like to believe in all sorts of wonderous things but that doesn't make them true. The Bible is so full of unbelieveable crap and cruelty that deep delusion and/or mental damage is necessary to believe it.
2/23/2006 10:40:03 PM
#49709
Redhunter
It's easy. The all-American answer. Then I can use my brain for other things, like memorizing sports trivia and doing word-circle puzzles!
7/6/2006 5:56:37 AM
#49728
Julian
I'll do what I want whether it's right or not! YAY! If I get too much criticism I'll cite my imaginary friend and claim a moral victory.
7/6/2006 7:24:30 AM
#49856
David D.G.
Hey, I'd rather believe that I'm a superhero. Unfortunately, however, I seem to be stuck in my secret identity, so I have to deal with life as it is.
~David D.G.
7/6/2006 2:46:07 PM
#377573
I was like this once.
1/9/2008 7:02:12 AM
#377574
anti-nonsense
Fundyism in a nutshell. Nuff said.
1/9/2008 7:03:35 AM
#593773
Jay-Sus
Your book is nothing.
7/18/2008 11:20:23 AM
#594549
Tomby Stone
So long as you eventually believe anything else that's fine. Believe in the Bible for a while first, have fun with it.
7/18/2008 11:07:49 PM
#710219
Reverend Jeremiah
I hear ya buddy, PREACH ON!
Me personally Id rather believe that Im Green Lantern.
10/6/2008 11:22:07 PM
#710287
Harry
"I don't need any reason but faith"
Don't you need stupidity?
10/7/2008 12:52:48 AM
#1014892
BrotherofZeus
"Id rather believe that little green pixies hold the Earth up.....then anything else..why? I don't need any reason but faith."
"Id rather believe in unicorns.....then anything else..why? I don't need any reason but faith."
I could go on.
8/30/2009 6:40:19 PM
#1333537
LordMu
In other words: I believe it because I want to, whether it's true or not.
Sorry, but reality isn't shaped by what you want.
9/18/2011 2:04:23 PM
#1391983
Quantum Mechanic
It's a forgery dumbass.
4/13/2012 9:02:03 AM
#1392302
Justanotheratheist
I'd also like to believe that I will live forever, reunited with my family and friends and maybe even my former pets. However, the rational part of my brain is clearly the bit that you are missing, because in reality I will never see them again. Not in this life, nor in some future hazy lazy existence floating on a cloud somewhere.
4/14/2012 2:06:25 AM
#1400643
Quantum Mechanic
Bible's a forgery.
Idiot.
5/9/2012 4:58:48 AM
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