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Id rather believe in the bible.....then anything else..why? I don't need any reason but faith.
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[8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Well, I'd like to believe in all sorts of wonderous things but that doesn't make them true. The Bible is so full of unbelieveable crap and cruelty that deep delusion and/or mental damage is necessary to believe it.
2/23/2006 10:40:03 PM
It's easy. The all-American answer. Then I can use my brain for other things, like memorizing sports trivia and doing word-circle puzzles!
7/6/2006 5:56:37 AM
I'll do what I want whether it's right or not! YAY! If I get too much criticism I'll cite my imaginary friend and claim a moral victory.
7/6/2006 7:24:30 AM
Hey, I'd rather believe that I'm a superhero. Unfortunately, however, I seem to be stuck in my secret identity, so I have to deal with life as it is.
7/6/2006 2:46:07 PM
I was like this once.
1/9/2008 7:02:12 AM
Fundyism in a nutshell. Nuff said.
1/9/2008 7:03:35 AM
Your book is nothing.
7/18/2008 11:20:23 AM
So long as you eventually believe anything else that's fine. Believe in the Bible for a while first, have fun with it.
7/18/2008 11:07:49 PM
I hear ya buddy, PREACH ON!
Me personally Id rather believe that Im Green Lantern.
10/6/2008 11:22:07 PM
"I don't need any reason but faith"
Don't you need stupidity?
10/7/2008 12:52:48 AM
"Id rather believe that little green pixies hold the Earth up.....then anything else..why? I don't need any reason but faith."
"Id rather believe in unicorns.....then anything else..why? I don't need any reason but faith."
I could go on.
8/30/2009 6:40:19 PM
In other words: I believe it because I want to, whether it's true or not.
Sorry, but reality isn't shaped by what you want.
9/18/2011 2:04:23 PM
It's a forgery dumbass.
4/13/2012 9:02:03 AM
I'd also like to believe that I will live forever, reunited with my family and friends and maybe even my former pets. However, the rational part of my brain is clearly the bit that you are missing, because in reality I will never see them again. Not in this life, nor in some future hazy lazy existence floating on a cloud somewhere.
4/14/2012 2:06:25 AM
Bible's a forgery.
5/9/2012 4:58:48 AM
Someone managed to sum up fundies, hurray!!!
9/22/2014 8:08:49 AM
Then the next time you're sick, go to your church instead of the hospital.
9/22/2014 8:25:30 AM