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Satan is present in many forms on these threads. He's doing everything he can to make any good news look like a evil thing. But that's the deception that Satan does to the non-believer. They've got their blinders on and no one can tell them otherwise. SATAN I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!

KeysforChrist, Christian Forums 7 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#192343
Satan

Aieee! Words! How did you know my one true weakness?

3/26/2007 8:07:52 PM

#1292912
PiGirl13

"Satan is present in many forms on these threads."

Yeah, Satan's always on the forums, isn't he? And he's got so many sockpuppets, it isn't even funny. Seriously, the guy's an addict. He needs to get off his computer, maybe go take a leisurely walk around hell, get some fresh air once in a while.

5/25/2011 9:31:41 PM

#1292929


Satan owns a computer???

5/26/2011 12:05:55 AM

#1322952
Quantum Mechanic

Satan is a myth for stupid people, but then so is jebus.

8/18/2011 6:28:36 AM

#1323263
Satan

Um, it didn't work. God told me to relay a message to you: fuck the hell off.

8/19/2011 8:48:11 AM

#1323266
Xanthor

Wonder if Satan's up for a game of Poker when I get to hell, I bet he's a really nice chap.

8/19/2011 9:28:56 AM

#1323319
Anon-e-moose

"Satan is present in many forms"



...oh, if only! :9

8/19/2011 1:03:01 PM
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