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Satan is present in many forms on these threads. He's doing everything he can to make any good news look like a evil thing. But that's the deception that Satan does to the non-believer. They've got their blinders on and no one can tell them otherwise. SATAN I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!

KeysforChrist, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Satan

Aieee! Words! How did you know my one true weakness?

3/26/2007 8:07:52 PM

PiGirl13

"Satan is present in many forms on these threads."

Yeah, Satan's always on the forums, isn't he? And he's got so many sockpuppets, it isn't even funny. Seriously, the guy's an addict. He needs to get off his computer, maybe go take a leisurely walk around hell, get some fresh air once in a while.

5/25/2011 9:31:41 PM



Satan owns a computer???

5/26/2011 12:05:55 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Satan is a myth for stupid people, but then so is jebus.

8/18/2011 6:28:36 AM

Satan

Um, it didn't work. God told me to relay a message to you: fuck the hell off.

8/19/2011 8:48:11 AM

Xanthor

Wonder if Satan's up for a game of Poker when I get to hell, I bet he's a really nice chap.

8/19/2011 9:28:56 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Satan is present in many forms"



...oh, if only! :9

8/19/2011 1:03:01 PM

Crimson Lizard

Now that's demonizing the opposition.

12/9/2013 11:57:45 AM
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