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Just a few days we were involved in an exorcism where we called God's Angel to assist us as we battled an evil spirit hell-bent in battling us. The demon we were dealing with was extremely violent and had attacked me so we asked God to send an angel to restrain this spirit. Within minutes the Angel pinned the demon to our couch and the demon was immoblized. The evil spirit was extremely frustrated with the fact that he couldn't move as God's Angel restrained the demon. What power these Angels have and I thank God for them.

Freak, Theology Web 16 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Maybe you just passed out watching wrestling again.

6/14/2006 6:24:07 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Step away from the crack pipe.

3/26/2011 7:12:24 PM

Swede

You really have the strangest dreams!

3/27/2011 4:12:08 AM

Canadiest

Yeah, it's amazing how Angels and devote Christians have no problem dealing with demons yet ALWAYS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DEMONS

Fiction works best when it makes some sense,if stupid dicks can dispense demonsand call on angels so readily then prove it. Your stupid stories don't workon any level

3/27/2011 7:31:49 AM

Canadiest

Yeah, it's amazing how Angels and devote Christians have no problem dealing with demons yet ALWAYS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DEMONS

Fiction works best when it makes some sense,if stupid dicks can dispense demonsand call on angels so readily then prove it. Your stupid stories don't workon any level

3/27/2011 7:54:18 AM

loki

Last week I was fighting noodle demons. They were very aggressive and tasted bad. So I called the aid of the spaghetti monster and his winged meatballs. The noodle demons first attacked the meatballs but they were too heavy and crushed the noodle daemons. It was a pretty mess when the sauce flew all over the place but the meatballs were unstoppable and I thank the spaghetti monster for them.

3/27/2011 8:07:22 AM

Souz

Considering Angels are walking apocalypses that can take N2 blasts without flinching, I'm not surprised some guy in a demon suit who just wanted to play a practical joke on an insane fundie didn't stand a chance.

/Evangelion.

1/21/2012 3:07:59 AM

whatever

Next time it happens get it on video and upload it to Youtube.

1/21/2012 3:37:27 AM

DKN117

Was this angel the same one who later met that dude at McDonald's and helped take down Leviathon?

12/22/2012 10:25:14 PM

anti-nonsense

Either get off the illegal substances or on the medication your doctor proscribed.

12/23/2012 3:27:32 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Look at the name. This poster is faking.

12/23/2012 6:23:17 AM

xyz

Please, PLEASE, don't smoke that stuff while driving.

12/23/2012 3:00:55 PM

eyeofthestorm

Lay off on the acid dude.

2/16/2014 3:08:56 PM

Kanna

...and Freak was all alone in the room at this time.

1/17/2017 12:51:09 PM

Anon-e-moose

Now we know where NaughtyGirl999 got his ideas from.

1/17/2017 3:25:12 PM

Philbert McAdamia

the Angel pinned the demon to our couch

I have several of them pinned to my cork board, and held immobile on my fridge
with funny magnets. And 3 imps, a dybbuk, and a gremlin being held down with
paper weights, but...
wait a minute...no, the Gremlin is what I drive, sorry...I mean a goblin.
Now what am I supposed to do with all these evil little bastards? I'm an atheist -
can't call on Angels* or Jesi...maybe Freak can come dispose of them for me. I'll
make him a hot deal; let's say the price is "right".


*Besides, I'd probably rather call on the Dodgers.

1/17/2017 3:44:51 PM

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