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Just a few days we were involved in an exorcism where we called God's Angel to assist us as we battled an evil spirit hell-bent in battling us. The demon we were dealing with was extremely violent and had attacked me so we asked God to send an angel to restrain this spirit. Within minutes the Angel pinned the demon to our couch and the demon was immoblized. The evil spirit was extremely frustrated with the fact that he couldn't move as God's Angel restrained the demon. What power these Angels have and I thank God for them.

Freak, Theology Web 12 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#43531

Redhunter

Maybe you just passed out watching wrestling again.

6/14/2006 6:24:07 AM

#1271586

Quantum Mechanic

Step away from the crack pipe.

3/26/2011 7:12:24 PM

#1271621

Swede

You really have the strangest dreams!

3/27/2011 4:12:08 AM

#1271713

Canadiest

Yeah, it's amazing how Angels and devote Christians have no problem dealing with demons yet ALWAYS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DEMONS

Fiction works best when it makes some sense,if stupid dicks can dispense demonsand call on angels so readily then prove it. Your stupid stories don't workon any level

3/27/2011 7:31:49 AM

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3/27/2011 7:54:18 AM

#1271730

loki

Last week I was fighting noodle demons. They were very aggressive and tasted bad. So I called the aid of the spaghetti monster and his winged meatballs. The noodle demons first attacked the meatballs but they were too heavy and crushed the noodle daemons. It was a pretty mess when the sauce flew all over the place but the meatballs were unstoppable and I thank the spaghetti monster for them.

3/27/2011 8:07:22 AM

#1368040

Souz

Considering Angels are walking apocalypses that can take N2 blasts without flinching, I'm not surprised some guy in a demon suit who just wanted to play a practical joke on an insane fundie didn't stand a chance.

/Evangelion.

1/21/2012 3:07:59 AM

#1368041

whatever

Next time it happens get it on video and upload it to Youtube.

1/21/2012 3:37:27 AM

#1485499

DKN117

Was this angel the same one who later met that dude at McDonald's and helped take down Leviathon?

12/22/2012 10:25:14 PM

#1485514

anti-nonsense

Either get off the illegal substances or on the medication your doctor proscribed.

12/23/2012 3:27:32 AM

#1485561

Dr.Shrinker

Look at the name. This poster is faking.

12/23/2012 6:23:17 AM

#1485755

xyz

Please, PLEASE, don't smoke that stuff while driving.

12/23/2012 3:00:55 PM