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My own wild speculation, based only on ancient legends including those of Atlantis, is that genetic experiments had been conducted which essentially polluted the genomes of the entire human race, except for a few who like Noah were said to be 'perfect in their generations'. Thus, the necessity of a wholescale cleansing, including otherwise innocent children, and perhaps many animals as well. Perhaps someday we will find out the rest of the story.

Socratism, Theology Web 6 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Dr. Shrinker

Assuming they allow you to write at the institution you will be residing at.

12/5/2008 4:26:02 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Perhaps someday we will find out the rest of the story. "

Be sure and tune in to Paul Harvey.

12/5/2008 4:44:11 PM

Grigadil

Perhaps someday gay ninja monkeys will fly out your ass.

12/5/2008 4:57:49 PM

Marcus

Damn, Mechanic! Ya beat me to it.

"And now you know... [pause, wait for it] ...the rest of the story."

Used to love hearing that when I would catch his radio shows.

12/5/2008 6:30:23 PM

Liz

The rest of the story HAS been written ... By Lovecraft! (Shadow Over Innsmouth)

6/11/2011 3:58:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Does Nurse Ratched know you're in the infirmary again?

3/28/2012 5:20:26 AM
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