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I'd like to see an animal change into another animal. Maybe we could charge admission and make a few bucks.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Then the Beast Wars Mutants and Beast Machines Beast Change (AKA Noble/Savage) are for you!

8/3/2006 9:47:36 PM


That's what they do at magic shows, already.

2/25/2007 9:28:03 AM


Maybe a fundie could get a brain. I would pay to see that.

2/25/2007 6:38:10 PM


I'd like to see jeebus walk on water.

2/25/2007 8:06:42 PM


They already turn regular human beings into brainwashed fundie Bible-thumpers. Isn't that crazy enough?

1/5/2008 7:07:39 AM



1/5/2008 7:26:47 AM


Quick, someone get this kid the Animorphs series. As an extra bonus, it has ALIENS!

1/5/2008 7:41:25 AM


I'd be more interested in seeing water turn into wine.

1/5/2008 8:53:24 AM

b. beau

Or a staff turn into a snake...

1/5/2008 9:02:24 AM


I'd like to see a person rise from the dead.

1/11/2008 7:22:38 AM


Caterpillar -> Butterfly

Do I get a cookie?

11/1/2009 7:07:57 PM

yes EyeJest. yes

11/1/2009 7:30:32 PM

Allegory for Jesus

I would too. Maybe you could get one of your church wizards to perform that God sorcery they do so that we could see the transformation. I mean, they can heal with a touch and ask God for a change in weather, right? And that ol' tyme magician JC could turn water to wine, walk on water, turn scraps into a feast, banish pig-demons, rise from the dead, and some of his minions learned how to speak a universally understood language. Turning a bird into a rabbit should be a piece of cake for people who with that kind of power behind 'em, right? Get on it, miracle peddlers!

7/28/2010 6:25:17 PM


I changed from a Catholic to an Atheist.

7/28/2010 6:37:34 PM


So would I. That would be...dare I say it...miraculous?

7/28/2010 6:41:30 PM

I'd like to see an animal change into another animal. Maybe we could charge admission and make a few bucks.

Evolution does not work like that, but just for the sake of the arguement, let us say that you actually did find an animal like that. Do you really think you will be making money off of it? Your own church will have you brutally murdered just to hide the truth, because they have done far worse in the past, over matters far more trivial.

7/28/2010 10:02:32 PM

Michael the Christian

How do we know that this guy doesn't believe in evolution? Maybe he's just poking fun at someone else's misconception of evolution.

Edit: Never mind, I just did a search on this guy's name, and he seems to be a YEC.

7/28/2010 10:25:24 PM


Species evolve, not individuals.

Follower of Christ? Christ hasn't been doing that much lately, like the last 2000 years or so. Following him must be just a lot of laying around pretending to be dead...

7/29/2010 12:30:41 AM


I have seen creationists turn themselves into asses.

9/2/2013 12:32:49 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Since you are obviously a vegetable, good luck.

3/20/2015 1:19:30 PM


So would I, I would accept a God if that happened.

3/20/2015 1:21:15 PM

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