I'd like to see an animal change into another animal. Maybe we could charge admission and make a few bucks.
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Caterpillar -> Butterfly
Do I get a cookie?
I would too. Maybe you could get one of your church wizards to perform that God sorcery they do so that we could see the transformation. I mean, they can heal with a touch and ask God for a change in weather, right? And that ol' tyme magician JC could turn water to wine, walk on water, turn scraps into a feast, banish pig-demons, rise from the dead, and some of his minions learned how to speak a universally understood language. Turning a bird into a rabbit should be a piece of cake for people who with that kind of power behind 'em, right? Get on it, miracle peddlers!
I'd like to see an animal change into another animal. Maybe we could charge admission and make a few bucks.
Evolution does not work like that, but just for the sake of the arguement, let us say that you actually did find an animal like that. Do you really think you will be making money off of it? Your own church will have you brutally murdered just to hide the truth, because they have done far worse in the past, over matters far more trivial.
How do we know that this guy doesn't believe in evolution? Maybe he's just poking fun at someone else's misconception of evolution.
Edit: Never mind, I just did a search on this guy's name, and he seems to be a YEC.
Species evolve, not individuals.
Follower of Christ? Christ hasn't been doing that much lately, like the last 2000 years or so. Following him must be just a lot of laying around pretending to be dead...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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