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Dont forget the Great White Throne judgement. It implies a resurrection of the unbelieving dead, who are then cast into the lake of fire. This means that their uncorruptable bodies will be tormented forever. I doubt you could get used to that.

Hootmon, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Wilford Brimley

What?

2/20/2007 2:16:12 AM

JP

So, if you're a non believer, and you don't decompose, you're screwed? I like my odds.

2/20/2007 7:37:38 PM

fuzon

Tell ya what: I'm a Buddhist, and don't believe in that eternal damnation shit; I believe in the opportunity for change and growth inherent in rebirth.

If you're right, I'll burn in hell for eternity.

If I'm right, I promise to brush you, feed you, and walk you every day, and take you to the park to chase squirrels.

2/20/2007 7:41:00 PM

Captain Janeway

If they're uncorruptable, how can the flames cause pain?

Fundie logik rulz.

2/20/2007 9:28:30 PM

Beccs

At least it will be warm. I hate to imagine how chilly it gets in heaven, living among all those clouds.

2/21/2007 3:56:37 AM

H. Dona Gust

How can the dead disbelieve if they are in the afterlife?

7/5/2012 5:42:01 PM

Sasha

I agree with Captain Janeway: in order to suffer, bodies have to experience damage of some form. If those bodies are "uncorruptable," then they cannot experience torment.

Fundies couldn't logic their way out of an air bubble.

7/5/2012 7:27:18 PM

Crimson Lizard

More "Christian" love!
The love of torture, that is.

9/13/2012 2:39:14 PM

Filin De Blanc

And yet these people still go on about how everyone they don't like is Hitler despite worshiping a being that's apparently going to send most of humanity into an eternal concentration camp, except worse.

9/13/2012 2:49:52 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Dont forget the Great White Throne judgement.

We'll be in the toilet? Driving the Porcelain Bus?

9/13/2012 3:17:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Dont forget the Great White Throne judgement.

We'll be in the toilet? Driving the Porcelain Bus?

9/13/2012 3:19:49 PM

Elia

Is he saying that all who will be judged will have to sit on a toilet suspended over a pit leading down to hell?

9/13/2012 3:19:51 PM
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