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[Replying to a request for good anti-evolution literature for a school report]

The best book that I ever came across that showed evolution to be false was, and is, the BIBLE. You know, where it says "God created......."

However, if you don't believe the Bible, well......

cheezit, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh


I'd love to be there to see the kid using the Bible in his science presentation.

1/3/2006 3:23:59 AM

Darth Wang

Right, because books with talking snakes should be taken seriously.

1/3/2006 3:10:41 PM


Talking snakes not withstanding, I found the Bible a very useful book. With a Christianity Today Magazine, I used a Bible to prop up the left rear corner of my sofa when the leg broke.

2/23/2006 10:45:03 PM


So you're saying you CAN'T help with this question, why didn't you just say so?

7/10/2006 8:58:22 AM


Goddidit is not an excuse - especially when you realise you've given your wife the clap!

7/10/2006 9:16:11 AM


So wait a second, your explaination, as Robert Ince so succinctly put it, is:


Although, since you're a fundy, I suppose I shouldn't expect you to understand what's wrong with this.

4/27/2007 1:26:28 AM

Raptor Jesus

I hope the kid does use the bible, that would be fucking hilarious.

4/27/2007 5:46:30 AM

Plain Jane

However, if you don't believe the Bible, [ALL IS] well......\"

^ Corrected it. :-P

4/27/2007 7:41:44 AM


The Bible doesn't cite its sources too well, and relies too much on quotations from an authority and too little on actual evidence.


10/23/2007 4:44:55 PM

Jake Steel

Sigh, if your not even gonna try cheezit then don't even open your mouth.

10/23/2007 4:58:56 PM


Somebody needs to look up "Theistic evolution".

8/30/2009 7:32:30 PM


....then you must have more working brain cells than the average concussed beetle!

10/19/2010 6:59:36 PM


Evolution isn't about how life began, but how life diversified and adapted, once it did exist.
You ought to contest abiogenesis instead, or the Big Bang.

Citation for that "God created...", please. Sources other than the Bible, perhaps stone carvings of your particular god creating everything, or texts from other cultures speaking about your particular god being the one.

10/20/2010 12:07:59 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So you like well known forgeries?

9/16/2011 1:43:37 PM


However, if you don't believe the Bible, well, CONGRATULATIONSSS! YOU HAVE BRAIN!

9/18/2011 2:06:56 PM


"The best?" Practically every religion defies evolution, because those religions predate it. What makes you think your spinoff of Judaism is the best one?

7/17/2013 6:58:11 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Never actually read that steaming pile of bullshit, have you?

9/29/2014 2:59:14 PM


Here it is, August 2002, the first time Rapture Readians appeared here on FSTDT.

Seeing this relic makes me feel like an archaeologist.

6/4/2015 12:09:04 PM