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[Replying to a request for good anti-evolution literature for a school report]

The best book that I ever came across that showed evolution to be false was, and is, the BIBLE. You know, where it says "God created......."

However, if you don't believe the Bible, well......

cheezit, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#8700
Gadren

I'd love to be there to see the kid using the Bible in his science presentation.

1/3/2006 3:23:59 AM

#8745
Darth Wang

Right, because books with talking snakes should be taken seriously.

1/3/2006 3:10:41 PM

#17136
Papabear

Talking snakes not withstanding, I found the Bible a very useful book. With a Christianity Today Magazine, I used a Bible to prop up the left rear corner of my sofa when the leg broke.

2/23/2006 10:45:03 PM

#50635
Redhunter

So you're saying you CAN'T help with this question, why didn't you just say so?

7/10/2006 8:58:22 AM

#50638
Julian

Goddidit is not an excuse - especially when you realise you've given your wife the clap!

7/10/2006 9:16:11 AM

#218765
RoseThorns1

So wait a second, your explaination, as Robert Ince so succinctly put it, is:

\"MAGIC MAN DONE IT!\"

Although, since you're a fundy, I suppose I shouldn't expect you to understand what's wrong with this.

4/27/2007 1:26:28 AM

#218894
Raptor Jesus

I hope the kid does use the bible, that would be fucking hilarious.

4/27/2007 5:46:30 AM

#218914
Plain Jane

However, if you don't believe the Bible, [ALL IS] well......\"


^ Corrected it. :-P

4/27/2007 7:41:44 AM

#317463
cyborgtroy

The Bible doesn't cite its sources too well, and relies too much on quotations from an authority and too little on actual evidence.

F--.

10/23/2007 4:44:55 PM

#317469
Jake Steel

Sigh, if your not even gonna try cheezit then don't even open your mouth.

10/23/2007 4:58:56 PM

#1014902
BrotherofZeus

Somebody needs to look up "Theistic evolution".

8/30/2009 7:32:30 PM

#1219750
ColorAndSound

....then you must have more working brain cells than the average concussed beetle!

10/19/2010 6:59:36 PM

#1219790
Swede

Evolution isn't about how life began, but how life diversified and adapted, once it did exist.
You ought to contest abiogenesis instead, or the Big Bang.

Citation for that "God created...", please. Sources other than the Bible, perhaps stone carvings of your particular god creating everything, or texts from other cultures speaking about your particular god being the one.

10/20/2010 12:07:59 AM

#1333033
Quantum Mechanic

So you like well known forgeries?

9/16/2011 1:43:37 PM

#1333539
LordMu

However, if you don't believe the Bible, well, CONGRATULATIONSSS! YOU HAVE BRAIN!

9/18/2011 2:06:56 PM
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