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However, the house is on the beach, so I don't know how long it will last. There are two asteroid impacts scheduled to happen during the last seven years before the return of Jesus Christ. I'm sure there will be massive tsunamis from these impacts.

look, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Dr. Shrinker

One house on the beach for sale, dirt cheap. Believers in the Revelation need not bid.

2/20/2009 5:22:50 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Scheduled? Thats funny. You are a douche. You got asteroids in your head.

2/20/2009 5:52:23 PM

Lilith

Naughty Christian, living on the beach. As Matthew ch 7 says:

"...like a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash."

2/20/2009 6:44:40 PM

Canadiest

An old van down by the river isn't a beachhouse

2/21/2009 4:26:14 PM

Lulzmonger

Still waiting.

2/21/2009 4:30:14 PM

MozMode

Citation fucking needed

2/21/2009 5:22:11 PM

kat

Hmmm lets see; what's 7 years before never again?

2/21/2009 9:29:12 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

Well... it's been over ten years since this post and *pokes head out window* we're still good.

7/10/2013 5:57:50 PM
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