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Several times God has told me that the rain would stop so that I could ride a bike home. And no matter how sever the rain was, it always stop when God told me that it would.

Snup, Christian Forums 6 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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TheUnholyMint

Is the weather man God?

(I know. I know. But he's beem accurate for the past 3 weeks in a row. Extraordinary)

3/7/2007 5:11:02 PM

AriseNow

I'm tired of this delusion. God doing stupid nothings \"Just For You (TM)\" is not possible in a world where children die daily of hunger, AIDS and so on...
Unless God's a prick, and the Babble makes a case for that so...

3/7/2007 5:58:00 PM

adrianinflorida

...And when I got home, momma always had Jesus Flesh and Jesus Blood for me to snack on (Cookies and Kool Aid).

3/7/2007 6:24:25 PM

JP

Maybe if God wasn't so busy with your petty shit he'd be useful.

3/7/2007 6:28:17 PM

Evil Doer

WTF is \"sever\" rain?

3/7/2007 7:27:05 PM

cyborgtroy

maybe because the atmosphere always eventually runs out of moisture?

1/16/2008 5:18:44 AM
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