u must be gay because the only people i know who are evolutionists are gay. people who are gay usually come from a evolutionary background. f-you
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People who are gay usually come from a evolutionary background, and to everyone else, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
Dawkins - '...So you see, the age of the stars coupled with the archeological evidence I have shown clearly points to a Universe far older than Six thousand years.'
- Applause-
Mr Non you have 20 minutes ...
A.Non - ' What 're you queer or sum'n ?? You a fag ??? Evolution's for fags and Queens. I'm gonna beat you up faggot'
@ Thundersqueaks
#339003
"There's a mother lode of stupid on that site."
I had to check it out.. not that I thought you were being dishonest.. and boy do I wish I hadn't checked it out. "Mother lode" is an understatement.
Yes. That's right. you caught us with our pants down. 90% of those understanding evolution (and thus not believing the fairytale crap you people toss around as 'peity') are in fact SO gay, that we go after those equally rare women who like men, just like the lesbians would!
fucktard
FACT: Many people who believe in evolution become athiests so they can reject God because they want to lie with other men.
God's word prohibits such, so evolution gives a good way for it to be alright.
We're also drunkards, child molesters, drug abusers, drunkards, violent video-game addicts, and drunkards.
"f-you", ah look at repressed homosexual urges.
The stupid, it is strong with this one, and with many of the replies catalogued on that page. Fundy anti-evolution logic at it's finest.
"FACT: Many people who believe in evolution become athiests so they can reject God because they want to lie with other men."
"God's word prohibits such, so evolution gives a good way for it to be alright."
@Big Chicken Dinner
So Ted Haggard is a secret Evolutionist?
Mr. Saturday said:
We're also drunkards, child molesters, drug abusers, drunkards, violent video-game addicts, and drunkards
Take out the child molester bit and you just described me :D (I'm not a violent person, but I do enjoy violent videogames).
Also:
I'm gay now? Wow, I guess I should go tell my girlfriend. She'll be a bit upset, but at least she'll be happy that I'll stop pestering her for that 3-some with another girl.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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