[Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed into law a ban on "discriminatory bias" against homosexuals and others with alternative sexual lifestyles.]
What they need to call for is a total Exodus from California. All the christians should flee the state, let them have their reprobate ways.
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And yet Ahnold vetoes gay marriage.
That said, the fundies ought to have an exodus ... to Texas, perhaps.
Aaah a good old fashioned Exodus, like in the old testament where Moses and his people were sick of the Pharaoh not persecuting anybody and so decided to leave that wicked city to it's wickedly tolerant and accepting ways and build their own society on good Holy hatred and intolerance ... or something like that, I don't quite remember. I haven't had a Bible since the great toilet tissue famine of ought six.
In that case flee all the states. Everybody has a reprobate way or two in their lives, you know. Besides, there has always been gays, specially in San Francisco, why would you flee now?, because you can't bash and humilliate them any longer and feel contemptously superior to them?
Øyvind:
According to most fundie Christians, Catholics aren't 'real' Christians, and the Pope is the Antichrist.
Plus the Italian government's got a high enough goverment turnover rate already.
You know, one day these guys are gonna make a Utopia of sorts. Once all the states allow gay marriage and bans on "discriminatory bias", and other laws that these guys don't like, I can see it happening.
@Anti-Goth: Yes, until it comes time for the extreme-right evangelical fundies to claim a Christian majority in the United States. At that time, Catholics suddenly undergo this miraculous transformation into their beloved brothers and sisters.
Budd:
Actually, the LDS church is KJV-only, though they have their own special edition. You can get one for free if you wish to put up with their missionaries.
flipper:
Indeed. Rapture fantasies sound so... five years old.
@Brian X - It isn't even technically a special edition as far as I can tell. The content is the same, it just has far more footnotes and cross-references than most people are used to. Honestly, it's incredibly nice to have that sort of thing already laid out for you when reading a physical copy of the book.
That plus a copy of Strong's makes going through the Bible almost like going through Wikipedia .
I've got an idea that's even better: all the fundies can have a plot of uninhabited desert land as their own country! A desert seems only fitting: they won't bother any rational people, and it'll remind them so much of the Biblical Exodus. Anyway, in FundieLand, they can make their own little fundie laws, like they've always wanted to.
A year or so later, when the irrationality causes FundieLand to degenerate into a third-world country, and most of the people have been executed for shit like wearing poly-cotton blends, working on Sunday, and other things, we move in, knock all the abandoned buildings down, and build something like condos, or a waterpark, or something else cool. Finally, we sell the plot of desert formerly known as FundieLand to Mexico, and make a neat profit.
California isn't enough.
GTFO the entire country, open a big old Rapture Ready compound in Siberia or wherever, and never allow anyone to leave.
Now, THAT would be a win-win situation!
"All the christians should flee the state"
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(the above screename should read 'Anon-e-moos e'. Damn this crappy keyboard on this iPad demo'd in Tesco's! XP )
The quote from the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger film "Total Recall"* is irresistible:
'Get your ass to Mars! ' X3
*- A 'remake'?! Proof that Hollywood is staring to eat itself. The next star in Hollywood's 'Walk of Fame' should be a memorial one; and should read simply 'R.I.P. Originality'.
Now you know why Stan Lee - via his company 'Purveyors of Wonder' - approached the animation company 'BONES' when he wanted his idea "Heroman" adapted into a TV series. BONES is an anime company, in Japan That country isn't scared to experiment . Screenwriters/producers in Hollywood, take note.
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