Greet your new masters!
stop there....but you are assuming that the lightwave has to travel to us....why can it not be that my eyes travel to it?...
[10/20/2007 1:41:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 26
*holds gun to Stuporsport's head* Blammo!
Just as I thought, no brain in residence. (And light-ray eyes not available with this model).
10/20/2007 1:44:22 PM
Because your eyes aren't moving 106,000 mps, dickwad.
10/20/2007 1:46:48 PM
Maybe because they're attached to your straw-filled head?
10/20/2007 1:46:52 PM
Um, your eyes are in your head. They're not going anywhere.
10/20/2007 1:47:54 PM
"Seriously officer... I didn't shoot him, he moved his body toward my bullets."
10/20/2007 1:50:16 PM
Do your eyes jump out of their sockets and race towards the nearest light source?
10/20/2007 2:01:42 PM
10/20/2007 2:02:56 PM
I have no words
10/20/2007 2:05:40 PM
I can just see it, a pair of eyeballs zipping along at the speed of light.
10/20/2007 2:16:28 PM
Mental retardation of the highest degree.
10/20/2007 2:20:40 PM
SS just discovered Dadaism or something.
10/20/2007 2:33:35 PM
Because your optic nerve isn't long enough.
10/20/2007 3:04:09 PM
I think stupidsport just attained a previously undreamt of level of sheer idiocy.
10/20/2007 3:04:25 PM
10/20/2007 3:09:05 PM
It's hard to believe that supersport is going downhill.
10/20/2007 3:12:51 PM
Just when I though supersport couldn't get any more stupid...
10/20/2007 3:16:26 PM
WOW I never seen so much condensed concentrated stupid in one fundie I sure hope it isn't dangerous , contagious or infectious .
Perhaps this fundie should be quarantined and under go to bible detoxification and force fed strict diet of logic and common senses for 7 days.
NO bad Idea to much common sense and logic might kill him or damage his physic beyond repair .
It best to let the stupid run it course.And hope for the best .
10/20/2007 3:18:41 PM
No... just no.
10/20/2007 3:20:57 PM
Your eyes are warp-capable? Whoah.
10/20/2007 3:33:19 PM
Because you sense no motion?
10/20/2007 4:21:56 PM
Because if your eyes travel to whatever you looked at when you glanced around the room your eyes would be zooming around at superspeed, and I think people would notice that. Also, if your eyes travelled to something you were seeing really far away, how would your eyes tell the rest of you what they were seeing? They couldn't use semaphore, because they don't have arms, and morse code wouldn't work either, because -- you know what, forget it.
10/20/2007 4:29:05 PM
Because they remain firmly in your eye sockets.
10/20/2007 4:30:17 PM
I'm getting some image of cartoon eyes bugging out.
10/20/2007 4:30:17 PM
.....there are no words.....
10/20/2007 4:39:13 PM
That is the single most stupid thing my brain has ever processed.
10/20/2007 4:43:38 PM