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stop there....but you are assuming that the lightwave has to travel to us....why can it not be that my eyes travel to it?...



supersport, CARM 98 Comments [10/20/2007 1:41:39 PM]
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#315163
Tiny Bulcher

*holds gun to Stuporsport's head* Blammo!

*nothing happens*

Just as I thought, no brain in residence. (And light-ray eyes not available with this model).

10/20/2007 1:44:22 PM

#315169
Papabear

Because your eyes aren't moving 106,000 mps, dickwad.

10/20/2007 1:46:48 PM

#315170
demodocos

...

Maybe because they're attached to your straw-filled head?

10/20/2007 1:46:52 PM

#315171
Amanda

Um, your eyes are in your head. They're not going anywhere.

10/20/2007 1:47:54 PM

#315173
MK

"Seriously officer... I didn't shoot him, he moved his body toward my bullets."

10/20/2007 1:50:16 PM

#315183
Osiris

Do your eyes jump out of their sockets and race towards the nearest light source?

10/20/2007 2:01:42 PM

#315186
LabRat

uh.. what?

10/20/2007 2:02:56 PM

#315188
Opethian

...
I have no words
...

10/20/2007 2:05:40 PM

#315196
Raven Blackhawk

I can just see it, a pair of eyeballs zipping along at the speed of light.

HAHAHAHA!!!

10/20/2007 2:16:28 PM

#315198
Raggy

Mental retardation of the highest degree.

10/20/2007 2:20:40 PM

#315209
Caustic Gnostic

SS just discovered Dadaism or something.

10/20/2007 2:33:35 PM

#315226
Fanatic-Templar

Because your optic nerve isn't long enough.

10/20/2007 3:04:09 PM

#315227
dpareja

I think stupidsport just attained a previously undreamt of level of sheer idiocy.

10/20/2007 3:04:25 PM

#315233
Dave

Poe

10/20/2007 3:09:05 PM

#315235
Old Viking

It's hard to believe that supersport is going downhill.

10/20/2007 3:12:51 PM

#315237
szena

Just when I though supersport couldn't get any more stupid...

10/20/2007 3:16:26 PM

#315239
BuddT

WOW I never seen so much condensed concentrated stupid in one fundie I sure hope it isn't dangerous , contagious or infectious .
Perhaps this fundie should be quarantined and under go to bible detoxification and force fed strict diet of logic and common senses for 7 days.
NO bad Idea to much common sense and logic might kill him or damage his physic beyond repair .
It best to let the stupid run it course.And hope for the best .

10/20/2007 3:18:41 PM

#315241
CT

No... just no.

10/20/2007 3:20:57 PM

#315247
Tempus

Your eyes are warp-capable? Whoah.

10/20/2007 3:33:19 PM

#315281


Because you sense no motion?

10/20/2007 4:21:56 PM

#315283
Phönix

Because if your eyes travel to whatever you looked at when you glanced around the room your eyes would be zooming around at superspeed, and I think people would notice that. Also, if your eyes travelled to something you were seeing really far away, how would your eyes tell the rest of you what they were seeing? They couldn't use semaphore, because they don't have arms, and morse code wouldn't work either, because -- you know what, forget it.

10/20/2007 4:29:05 PM

#315284
GigaGuess

Because they remain firmly in your eye sockets.

10/20/2007 4:30:17 PM

#315285
Ambrielle

I'm getting some image of cartoon eyes bugging out.

10/20/2007 4:30:17 PM

#315291
anti-nonsense

.....there are no words.....

10/20/2007 4:39:13 PM

#315294
Akage

That is the single most stupid thing my brain has ever processed.

10/20/2007 4:43:38 PM
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