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ALL DEMONS CAUSE SICKNESS. ALL SICKNESSES ARE CAUSED BY SOME KIND OF Deliberate SIN(I.e. all are born unto sin). So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you.

sojeru, Christian Forums 20 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
WTF?! || meh


So if a Christian dies from a sickness, that means s/he's going to hell?

*head explodes*

1/18/2007 2:14:09 AM


Makin' up shit for jeebus.

1/18/2007 2:19:28 AM

Dr. Shrinker

So demons are exorcised by antibiotics?

12/2/2008 2:33:46 PM

a mind far far away


12/2/2008 3:08:40 PM



So demons can be done away with by washing one's hands?!

So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you.

Or that you've been exposed to the germs that cause the common cold and influenza.

12/2/2008 8:33:41 PM


so demons and satan and sins are represented by little tiny creepy crawlies 1/100,000th the size of the point of a needle?

wait. that's what we came from.... OMG I'M SATAN XDDD

10/4/2009 5:23:25 PM


"So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you."

And when I recover from such, that means I'm winning over Satan. So I must be God! WORSHIP ME, INFERIOR MORTAL FUNDY CUNTBAGS!

And as I've used condoms whenever I've had sex with women, that means I've protected myself from teh ebil ghey disease (which also affects heteros too), AIDS - God's punishment upon homosexuals. Therefore I'm superior to God! WORSHIP ME, INFERIOR NONEXISTENT CUNTBAG DEITY!

10/5/2009 8:20:18 AM


Welcome to the Dark Ages! Accidentaly, that line of reasoning save one pope from plague during epidemics. One "doctor" told him to sit (shit, eat and sleep) between two great fires during the whole long plague rampage. It was too hot and he was too sweaty for infected rats and fleas to aproach... But I digress.

10/5/2009 9:22:26 AM


Aaaagghhh! It's a demon! Oh, wait, it's just an influenza virus. Unfortunately, the influenza virus will kill more people in the world than all the demons put together.

10/5/2009 2:27:16 PM


It could be viruses... Nah.

7/25/2011 9:01:36 PM


Marching Proudly into the 18th Century!

11/30/2012 12:53:26 PM

Violet Beauregarde

"Proudly marching into the Dark Ages" award proposed--who's with me?

11/30/2012 1:06:45 PM


Yep, let's abandon science! Lets get rid of everything else science has done for us as well!

11/30/2012 3:25:13 PM


xyz: *sarcasm* 'Cause we all know that science is teh Debbil's work! *sarcasm* :p

12/2/2012 3:42:25 PM


12/2/2012 4:19:05 PM

Felix Wilde

Deliberate sin, you said, no? So, shouldn't babies be healthy then? Since even if they sin, they can't deliberately sin, right?

Rhinovirus? Influenza? Anybody? No?

I'm just waiting for one of these guys to deny that spermatazoa and ova are involved in reproduction. They'll deny anything else they haven't personally directly observed with the naked eye. And they display monumental ignorance of all aspects of sex all the time.

Edit: "Marching Proudly into the Dark Ages" Award seconded.

12/2/2012 4:43:37 PM


Sure are a lot of demons around during winter.

On a related note, "Marching Proudly Into the Dark Ages" award thirded.

12/2/2012 7:36:13 PM


Methinks you belong in the Dark Ages when that kind of shit flew.

12/2/2012 9:36:37 PM

So we eliminated the smallpox demon?

11/10/2015 1:00:35 PM


That old Biblical favourite, Leprosy:


'Multidrug therapy (MDT) remains highly effective, and people are no longer infectious after the first monthly dose. It is safe and easy to use under field conditions due to its presentation in calendar blister packs. Relapse rates remain low, and no resistance to the combined drugs is seen.'

Thank you for admitting that those who work for organisations such as the Red Cross, Medecins Sans Frontieres etc are superior to Jesus, and - along with the Smallpox Eradication Program from 1950-80 (the last person to die from Smallpox was in 1977, and with the virus only existing in culture flasks in labs, scientists have it in their power to make Smallpox completely extinct) - therefore 'Sin' doesn't exist.

11/10/2015 7:51:20 PM