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ALL DEMONS CAUSE SICKNESS. ALL SICKNESSES ARE CAUSED BY SOME KIND OF Deliberate SIN(I.e. all are born unto sin). So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you.

sojeru, Christian Forums 18 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Rahab

So if a Christian dies from a sickness, that means s/he's going to hell?

*head explodes*

1/18/2007 2:14:09 AM

BurntBush

Makin' up shit for jeebus.

1/18/2007 2:19:28 AM

Dr. Shrinker

So demons are exorcised by antibiotics?

12/2/2008 2:33:46 PM

a mind far far away

LOL WUT?!

12/2/2008 3:08:40 PM

Marcus

ALL DEMONS CAUSE SICKNESS.

So demons can be done away with by washing one's hands?!

So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you.

Or that you've been exposed to the germs that cause the common cold and influenza.

12/2/2008 8:33:41 PM

pulsusego

so demons and satan and sins are represented by little tiny creepy crawlies 1/100,000th the size of the point of a needle?

wait. that's what we came from.... OMG I'M SATAN XDDD

10/4/2009 5:23:25 PM

Anon-e-moose

"So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you."

And when I recover from such, that means I'm winning over Satan. So I must be God! WORSHIP ME, INFERIOR MORTAL FUNDY CUNTBAGS!

And as I've used condoms whenever I've had sex with women, that means I've protected myself from teh ebil ghey disease (which also affects heteros too), AIDS - God's punishment upon homosexuals. Therefore I'm superior to God! WORSHIP ME, INFERIOR NONEXISTENT CUNTBAG DEITY!

10/5/2009 8:20:18 AM

Clown

Welcome to the Dark Ages! Accidentaly, that line of reasoning save one pope from plague during epidemics. One "doctor" told him to sit (shit, eat and sleep) between two great fires during the whole long plague rampage. It was too hot and he was too sweaty for infected rats and fleas to aproach... But I digress.

10/5/2009 9:22:26 AM

Moondog

Aaaagghhh! It's a demon! Oh, wait, it's just an influenza virus. Unfortunately, the influenza virus will kill more people in the world than all the demons put together.

10/5/2009 2:27:16 PM

V200

It could be viruses... Nah.

7/25/2011 9:01:36 PM

anti-nonsense

Marching Proudly into the 18th Century!

11/30/2012 12:53:26 PM

Violet Beauregarde

"Proudly marching into the Dark Ages" award proposed--who's with me?

11/30/2012 1:06:45 PM

xyz

Yep, let's abandon science! Lets get rid of everything else science has done for us as well!

11/30/2012 3:25:13 PM

VioletBeauregarde

xyz: *sarcasm* 'Cause we all know that science is teh Debbil's work! *sarcasm* :p

12/2/2012 3:42:25 PM

Iczer-four


12/2/2012 4:19:05 PM

Felix Wilde

Deliberate sin, you said, no? So, shouldn't babies be healthy then? Since even if they sin, they can't deliberately sin, right?

Rhinovirus? Influenza? Anybody? No?

I'm just waiting for one of these guys to deny that spermatazoa and ova are involved in reproduction. They'll deny anything else they haven't personally directly observed with the naked eye. And they display monumental ignorance of all aspects of sex all the time.

Edit: "Marching Proudly into the Dark Ages" Award seconded.

12/2/2012 4:43:37 PM

gracefullyclumsy

Sure are a lot of demons around during winter.

On a related note, "Marching Proudly Into the Dark Ages" award thirded.

12/2/2012 7:36:13 PM

Blarghonius

Methinks you belong in the Dark Ages when that kind of shit flew.

12/2/2012 9:36:37 PM
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