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#141406
Rahab
So if a Christian dies from a sickness, that means s/he's going to hell?
*head explodes*
1/18/2007 2:14:09 AM
#141412
BurntBush
Makin' up shit for jeebus.
1/18/2007 2:19:28 AM
#793422
Dr. Shrinker
So demons are exorcised by antibiotics?
12/2/2008 2:33:46 PM
#793483
a mind far far away
LOL WUT?!
12/2/2008 3:08:40 PM
#794082
Marcus
ALL DEMONS CAUSE SICKNESS.
So demons can be done away with by washing one's hands?!
So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you.
Or that you've been exposed to the germs that cause the common cold and influenza.
12/2/2008 8:33:41 PM
#1031525
pulsusego
so demons and satan and sins are represented by little tiny creepy crawlies 1/100,000th the size of the point of a needle?
wait. that's what we came from.... OMG I'M SATAN XDDD
10/4/2009 5:23:25 PM
#1031685
Anon-e-moose
"So beware of the common cold and the flu- becuase it shows that satan is winning you."
And when I recover from such, that means I'm winning over Satan. So I must be God! WORSHIP ME, INFERIOR MORTAL FUNDY CUNTBAGS!
And as I've used condoms whenever I've had sex with women, that means I've protected myself from teh ebil ghey disease (which also affects heteros too), AIDS - God's punishment upon homosexuals. Therefore I'm superior to God! WORSHIP ME, INFERIOR NONEXISTENT CUNTBAG DEITY!
10/5/2009 8:20:18 AM
#1031754
Clown
Welcome to the Dark Ages! Accidentaly, that line of reasoning save one pope from plague during epidemics. One "doctor" told him to sit (shit, eat and sleep) between two great fires during the whole long plague rampage. It was too hot and he was too sweaty for infected rats and fleas to aproach... But I digress.
10/5/2009 9:22:26 AM
#1031892
Moondog
Aaaagghhh! It's a demon! Oh, wait, it's just an influenza virus. Unfortunately, the influenza virus will kill more people in the world than all the demons put together.
10/5/2009 2:27:16 PM
#1314423
V200
It could be viruses... Nah.
7/25/2011 9:01:36 PM
#1476473
anti-nonsense
Marching Proudly into the 18th Century!
11/30/2012 12:53:26 PM
#1476479
Violet Beauregarde
"Proudly marching into the Dark Ages" award proposed--who's with me?
11/30/2012 1:06:45 PM
#1476559
xyz
Yep, let's abandon science! Lets get rid of everything else science has done for us as well!
11/30/2012 3:25:13 PM
#1477349
VioletBeauregarde
xyz: *sarcasm* 'Cause we all know that science is teh Debbil's work! *sarcasm* :p
12/2/2012 3:42:25 PM
#1477352
Iczer-four
12/2/2012 4:19:05 PM
#1477354
Felix Wilde
Deliberate sin, you said, no? So, shouldn't babies be healthy then? Since even if they sin, they can't deliberately sin, right?
Rhinovirus? Influenza? Anybody? No?
I'm just waiting for one of these guys to deny that spermatazoa and ova are involved in reproduction. They'll deny anything else they haven't personally directly observed with the naked eye. And they display monumental ignorance of all aspects of sex all the time.
Edit: "Marching Proudly into the Dark Ages" Award seconded.
12/2/2012 4:43:37 PM
#1477382
gracefullyclumsy
Sure are a lot of demons around during winter.
On a related note, "Marching Proudly Into the Dark Ages" award thirded.
12/2/2012 7:36:13 PM
#1477396
Blarghonius
Methinks you belong in the Dark Ages when that kind of shit flew.
12/2/2012 9:36:37 PM
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