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Quote# 30347

[Posted by Floatingaxe]
"The bible is both inerrant and literally true. I'm not selective, I know God. I'm not the one with questions, doubts and agendas."

[Later Posted by Floatingaxe]
"No I haven't ever said it, because I know that there are some portions that aren't literally true. There are analogies and metaphorical passages that aren't literal. There is poetry also, that we cannot take literally. The bible is a library with all types of books in it."

Floatingaxe, foru.ms 21 Comments [10/23/2007 6:42:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: John
WTF?! || meh
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#317536
Sideshow Bob

"I actually voted FOR Biblical literalism before I voted against it."

10/23/2007 6:44:39 PM

#317540
ArmandT

This is sort of a repost. But whatever, it outlines the situation more clearly.

10/23/2007 6:51:10 PM

#317549
BurntBush

I am quite sure that I'm not sure of anything.

10/23/2007 7:03:41 PM

#317551
Osiris

I think someone needs to get an account over there and show her this. Maybe she'll shut up.

10/23/2007 7:04:15 PM

#317563
Count Spatula

Wow, a complete 180! How many points is that worth, Tom?

10/23/2007 7:10:08 PM

#317579
Caustic Gnostic

Well, well, well.

That last sentence strikes me like a breath of fresh air, actually.

10/23/2007 7:27:00 PM

#317586
HeathenAngel

@ Osiris - #341845

I actually HAVE an account over there. lol

10/23/2007 7:36:33 PM

#317589
anevilmeme

Noncontradiction Award?

10/23/2007 7:39:20 PM

#317594
Orca

Doublethink at it's finest.

10/23/2007 7:51:07 PM

#317596


Every fundie I know has said something like this.

10/23/2007 7:53:35 PM

#317603
Old Viking

She's hard to corner.

10/23/2007 8:07:03 PM

#317619
Alena

The bible is a library with all types of books in it.

Why isn't there a non-fiction section? :(

10/23/2007 8:21:36 PM

#317635
Jake Steel

someone did a complete 180....

10/23/2007 8:52:04 PM

#317643
Osiris

@HeathenAngel: Good. Confront Floatingaxe and ask her if she believes the Bible is literally true. Respond by posting the quote that contradicts her answer.

10/23/2007 9:15:35 PM

#317649
HeathenAngel

Osiris.. I jumped the gun and posted the quotes.. and then to my surprise, I found that someone else had already beat me to it. I'm sure we'll all be quite surprised when and if Floatingaxe decides to reply.

10/23/2007 9:55:49 PM

#317682
Whiteshark

Uh oh she lied, now shes going to HELL!

10/23/2007 11:22:37 PM

#317780


Biblia means books in Greek, that's right, but they all belong to the same genre, that is, POETRY. If you're going to sound scholar, do it with all the consequences. This will prevent you from contradicting yourself, which is what you've just made.

10/24/2007 2:29:20 AM

#317880
LabRat

Osiris. They tried, believe me, they tried. FloatingAxe has a tiny problem with the whole 'reality' thing.

10/24/2007 7:08:00 AM

#318133
flipper

Consistently inconsistent, that's our girl!

10/24/2007 2:26:11 PM

#318536
MPW

The fact that she says *with pride* that she has no questions or doubts speaks volumes.

10/24/2007 11:11:18 PM

#522849
Quarkyhadron

She should make up her mind which orifice she wants to stick her head up.

6/1/2008 4:09:24 PM
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