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no i believe in jesus for entirely different reasons...hes a nice guy for one, and he is smart and funny and cute... sorry but i believe in jesus because i am a sinner and am deserving of death. i can d onothing to save my self. but jesus came to earth and took my sins away on the cross so i may spend eternity with him and not in hell... so yeah i believe in jesus because he is my get out of hell free card

mjiracek, Christian Forums 7 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#187022
pauline

\"no i believe in jesus for entirely different reasons...hes a nice guy for one, and he is smart and funny and cute...\"

oh, he's SO dreamy! I hope Jesus asks me to the Prom! That Mary Magdelene would be SOOOO jealous!!

3/19/2007 8:45:42 PM
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Matty The Red

ah another bandwagon christian unwilling to suffer concequences for his actions. how cute

3/20/2007 1:07:46 AM
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anti-nonsense

Yay another fundie that refuses to take responsibility for their own actions!

3/20/2007 1:15:43 AM
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JP

After the Jesus is funny and cute, I checked to see if this was from my space or facebook.

3/20/2007 7:22:38 PM
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Marlowe

"It seems you boys really love Christ."
"Yes, that's right."
"No, it seems you're... actually IN LOVE with Christ."

2/2/2008 6:45:53 AM
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Dr. Shrinker

"i believe in jesus because he is my get out of hell free card"

If Jesus is so shallow as to endorse this line of thought, he does not deserve my praise

12/3/2008 2:48:52 PM
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Lilith

"and cute... "

Puh-leeeese! If you met him on the street you'd spit on him and call him a Muslim terrorist because he'd be of Middle Eastern appearance.

"i am a sinner and am deserving of death"

And THAT is the single worst thing about fundamentalsist Christianity. That it makes people feel like that about themselves. Religion should lift people up, not grind them down.

12/3/2008 6:18:19 PM
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