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have you ever read revelation...it is of things to come...that means they will happen. if you think that revelation is a fairy tale then you are sick

mjiracek, Christian Forums 10 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

It should already have happened when the authors of the bible were still alive!

3/29/2008 11:16:51 AM

rubber chicken

Sick of people who believe otherwise.

3/29/2008 12:19:26 PM

Canadiest

Dates, Places, Actual events

This is what I want to see in an actual prediction.

Vauge undetailed "there will be wars and strife" shit..Well Duh! We can all do that

3/29/2008 12:25:20 PM

Femiazi

They were supposed to happen 2000 years ago.

4/12/2008 10:22:10 PM

anti-nonsense

The individual that WROTE Revelation was sick, and so is anybody that takes it seriously.

4/12/2008 11:28:06 PM

Morrigan

no, not a fairy tale, but an elaborate allegory, that wasn't meant to be interpreted in our times.

But, because of how open the book of revelations is to interpretation for centuries people has been screaming that the sky is falling...

4/13/2008 12:21:31 AM

anti-nonsense

I have read Revelation. It's one big drug trip.

5/2/2010 8:08:17 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Fairy tales make more sense.

5/2/2011 5:14:27 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"It is between fifty and sixty years since I read it and I then considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams."
~Thomas Jefferson on Revelations

It's not a fairy tale.
It's just plain old bullshit for retarded morons.

3/8/2012 12:33:51 PM

jacketh

I read it once to see what all the hubbub was about and to be honest I wish I'd had a joint beforehand it would have made it funny at least.


Who gave him those shrooms anyway I mean the dude who wrote that crap must have been trippin seein all sorts of crazy shit goats and beasts and trumpets and blood etc. he probably just saw a goat on a rock and lost it.

8/6/2012 3:43:47 PM
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