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[On evolution being taught in public schools]

One word... homeschool

terriv, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Papabear

One word: homskuld

2/23/2006 10:53:08 PM

Redhunter

Two words: Homegrown Terrorist

7/7/2006 8:30:05 AM

Napoleon the Clown

One word (in response to this twit): Fucked.

7/7/2006 8:52:44 AM

CousinTedBad

Good gravy. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME.

7/8/2006 12:24:58 AM

Salvador

On LandoverBaptist, the alleged letters sent by children do show what happens to those who are homeschooled.

5/25/2007 11:14:02 AM

Laurel

Fine. I don't care how ignorant you want your kid to be; there are plenty of exciting career opportunities at McDonld's.

5/25/2007 12:31:39 PM

richard skidmark

One word: extinct.

5/25/2007 1:00:01 PM

JasoNF

I am from Canada, and I'll tell you it's getting easier and easier for an educated Canadian to get a professional job in the states. (unless you get the attention of Homeland Security I suppose)

So, keep it up, by all means teach your children ancient superstition instead of critical thinking and scientific methodology.

5/25/2007 3:23:04 PM

LadybugFaerie

"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals." (Credit: Mean Girls)

2/8/2008 11:02:58 PM

Moondog

Three words: future illiterate adult.
Six more words, for good measure: "Would you like fries with that?"

2/9/2008 2:37:15 AM

Jake Steel

one word: contraindicated (unless you know what that word means don't homeschool your kids.)

2/9/2008 4:24:10 AM

Tallyho

6 words (if I actually visited "Fast Food" hell holes)

No I don't want to upsize!

8/29/2009 6:03:53 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Sorry, but reality does not change to suit your whims, even if you are home-schooled.

8/29/2009 7:13:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

"One word... homeschool"

Three Letters: QED.

8/29/2009 7:23:42 AM

Nowonmai

Two words: kept ignorant.

8/29/2009 8:36:33 AM

BrotherofZeus

Two words: Poor kid(s)

8/30/2009 7:43:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

One word: FAIL.

6/3/2011 3:07:28 PM

KZN02

Actually, this could be a good example of natural selection, depending on the future.

6/3/2011 7:09:16 PM

LordMu

Fundie Thinking:
Item #2:
The truth contradicts the bullshit we follow.
The truth is taught in public schools.
Therefore, keep our children away from public schools!

9/18/2011 11:50:15 AM

J. James

So they admit that homeschooling deliberately under-educates children and leaves out vast swathes of curriculum in favor of dogma.

Homeschooling should be made illegal unless they shape up. People have the right to an education.

9/18/2011 12:26:32 PM

LordMu


9/18/2011 2:13:41 PM

Quantum Mechanic

One word: Extinct.

7/4/2012 6:22:17 PM

Sasha

Another word...poverty.

7/4/2012 8:20:27 PM

Scourge

So this is the first Rapture Ready quote on the site?

The beginning of a "legacy"

7/27/2012 12:18:18 PM
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