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I do believe that God created the world. And if you took the whole picture then you could see that there are still monkeys that die monkeys. And there that people don't turn into ferns. (Ferns have the highest chromosome structure, and if we were really "evolving" into the highest and most integigent(sp?) creatures on earth then we would eventually become ferns!)

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 11 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Ferns are definitely more intelligent than you.

6/20/2008 1:11:22 PM

QuarkyHadron

Should have expected something like this on a website named 'Homeschooldebate'

6/20/2008 10:37:52 PM

Dr. Shrinker

And with that, the Homeschool Debate is settled

11/29/2008 9:08:22 PM

a mind far far away

Oh my fucking god. InteL-la la la la la la, InteLLLLigent. There's a fucking "L" in there, you moron. At least your not dumb enough to think that you spelled it right. Of course, this is a "homeschool" debate. Which explains his lack of understanding of what evolution actually is.

11/29/2008 9:11:18 PM

szaleniec

"And if you took the whole picture then you could see that there are still monkeys that die monkeys."

Congratulations, you've disproved Lamarckianism. Now get back to us when you can disprove evolution by natural selection.

"(Ferns have the highest chromosome structure, and if we were really "evolving" into the highest and most integigent(sp?) creatures on earth then we would eventually become ferns!)"

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

11/29/2008 9:23:33 PM

Doom Doom Doom

Actually, I am a fern. Yep. I was human last night... but this morning, I woke up... and I was a fern!!!

11/29/2008 10:04:53 PM

Darwin

We have a lot of hard work ahead of us...

11/30/2008 2:28:32 AM

Canadiest

Ferns have such a high count because they've been around so long. Most of it's probably junk DNA (present but not activated) because they've been evolving for much longer than most things.

Again, proof of the process is not proof against it

11/30/2008 1:53:22 PM

Alethe

No no no! We eventually turn into cockroaches, as Gregor Samsa demonstrated.

Also, highest chromosome structure makes not a shred of sense: choose either the highest number of chromosomes or the most elaborate chromosome structure, but don't confuse the two.

[Edit -- @ Tomby Stone: Ditto...]

11/30/2008 3:29:46 PM

Tomby Stone

I really need to stop checking this site as soon as I wake up, it completely bums me out sometimes just how fucking moronic all of these people are.

11/30/2008 3:34:53 PM

Anonymous Tau

I am right and you guys suck

If you stopped being so narrow minded you'd realise that 1+1 = 2

And that 2+2 doesn't equal mecha

Mecha has the highest hydroxyl-memory positronic quantum life energy field. Quantum.

Obviously if we were really 'evolving' into the highest hydroxyl-memory positronic quantum life energy fieldic creatures on earth we would eventually become mecha!

Lets see you refute that!

6/23/2010 2:43:20 AM
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