[On homosexual men]
Geez, who likes sodomy anyway?
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Geez, who likes sodomy anyway?
Well, considering "sodomy" covers pretty much any sexual contact other than missionary (homosexual OR heterosexual), I think the question is
"who doesn't like sodomy anyway?"
-pb
Yoo hoo! Right over here!
That's right, the married couple with QUITE the toybox, if I do say so myself.
Amen, Thursday!
Well, maybe you, if you give it a try. Not everyone's the same, but get some lube and a hot guy and try it out. (Just, you know, go to another town and get a motel room so the church doesn't hear about it.)
Let me tell you about sodomy,
It's something at the very heart of me,
You might find it very odd of me,
But I do enjoy my sodomy!
- Meet the Feebles
Hmmm, who likes oral, anal, doggy style, kinky or literally any other type of sex besides missionary hetero vaginal sex? In my experience I haven't met someone who doesn't like at least one of those things.
Depends. Do you like oral sex?
If you do, congratulations--by definition, you're committing sodomy. Even if you're married.
I remember hearing from a friend-of-a-friend who crunched the numbers (based on a few reasonably-well-controlled studies and the most recent estimates of sexual-orientation distribution) and concluded that the majority of penetrative anal sex probably occurs between heterosexuals . So even if you go by the "sodomy = anal sex" definition, then the answer to the initial question is: straight people .
Gay men, meanwhile as much as some of us (read: me) enjoy teh buttsecks, have traditionally viewed oral sex as the definitive sex act. (This has changed in the last generation or so due to the influence of straight people who want to define gay men in closer to their own terms, but that's mostly a pile of crap.)
"Geez, who likes sodomy anyway?"
Oh, I dunno... you'd better ask all the millions of gay & bi men as to why they like anal sex so much.
Pop quiz, hotshot: If homosexual sex is supposed to be forbidden (certainly in the Bible), why did 'God' put so many nerve endings in the rectal area? And the prostate gland - certainly a major erogenous zone - in there too? Why, it's as if gay sex had been designed...?!
Certainly to be pleasurable . Otherwise, that part of the male anatomy would've been designed so if that particular act was attempted in any way, shape or form (even artificially; vibrators, dildos, strapons etc), it would be more than infinitely painful.
Your call.
(I won't use her screename, as it's an insult to Catgirls, in manga, anime & videogames. Who are nice. )
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This reminds me of my gay friend. When he told his mom he was gay she said in silence for a minute and then asked, "So... does that mean you want to cut your penis off?"
As pathetic as his ignorance is, at least this fundie made me laugh, instead of want to beat my head against a wall.
Sodomy: any form of sexual conduct other than the insertion of the penis of a heterosexual Christian male into the vagina of a heterosexual Christian female.
Yeah, I can think of a lot of people who like that, ie everyone.
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