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it is possible that the loch ness monster spotted many times was a dinosaur. Or that knights really did fight dragons that were actually dinosaurs.

Menel-sere, HomeschoolDebate 19 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Raggy

Or that knights really did fight dragons that were actually dinosaurs.

OH. YOUR. GOD.

Delusion and ignorance at it's peak. You're making baby Jesus cry.

2/9/2007 12:50:44 PM

Darwin

Yes, it's possible.

But it's about as plausible as you ever getting a sane thought in your head.

2/9/2007 2:30:25 PM

David D.G.

You might want to do a little research into the notions of myths, legends, fairy tales, and the general concept of FICTION.


~David D.G.

2/9/2007 2:48:17 PM

JP

Not. Bloody. Likely.

2/9/2007 8:19:50 PM

Langdon Alger

Sure confirms all the stereotypes about what homeschooling does to people...

2/9/2007 8:30:04 PM

Phoenix

Well, yes, it's possible in the same sense that it's possible that the moon really is made of green cheese...

3/5/2008 2:27:59 AM

GigaGuess

Prove either one existed.

3/5/2008 2:29:57 AM

POSW

Dinosaurs breathe fire?

They had leathery bat wings?

The Loch Ness Monster wasn't proven to be a hoax?

Damn.

3/5/2008 2:34:00 AM

GoFast

A homeschool debate? Is that like a Yugo Grand Prix?

3/5/2008 2:47:32 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Poor child, never given a realistic framework for the passage of the ages. Or for reality.

@GoFast, Trabant Grand Prix.

3/5/2008 3:35:31 AM

Canadiest

Well Hovind believes that's just what happened. So, NO

3/5/2008 2:44:16 PM

Thejebusfire

It could be possible that the Loch Ness and Dragons are made up.

3/11/2009 11:28:52 PM

a mind far far away

No, it's not possible. Now, is it possible that you rejects learn how to use proper grammar?

3/12/2009 2:56:36 AM

Agahnim

Dinosaurs. Aren't. Dragons.

But you know what are dinosaurs? Birds, which even have feathers like velociraptors did. That's right; you eat chicken, you eat a dinosaur.

11/14/2011 11:50:16 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Cecil the Sea Sick Sea Serpent - dragon or dinosaur?

And all of science is stymied.





Or maybe Buckwheated, or Farinaed, hell, I don't know.

11/15/2011 12:36:09 AM

Justanotheratheist

The name of that website says it all.

11/15/2011 3:05:35 AM

Anon-e-moose

"it is possible that the loch ness monster spotted many times was a dinosaur. Or that knights really did fight dragons that were actually dinosaurs."



Just as it's possible that a girl named Sakura Kinomoto (related to an Anglo-Chinese wizard) has been spotted wearing a frilly outfit and wielding a magic staff & cards, standing atop a building opposite the Tokyo Tower, amirite?!

Or that 'Magic Knights' were transported from said Tokyo Tower to restore peace & balance to Cephiro, via mecha 'Rune Gods' or Mashin that could combine to form the reptile-like 'Rayearth', that really did fight monsters of the 'mind' there.

[/CLAMP] [/otaku]

11/15/2011 8:25:54 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"loch ness monster spotted many times"

Never been spotted once.

8/21/2012 5:37:30 AM

Canadiest

The scariest thing about this is that some Republican states have created a voucher system to get goverment funds to enroll kids in private schools. Private schools can go off the federal list of required (authorized by educators) books and choose there own. In a couple states most these schools are religious institutions, some just being developed since this voucher bill passed.

They are widely reported to be using science textbooks created by Liberty "University" that state THE LOCHNESS MONSTER IS REAL , PROBABLY A DINOSAUR AND PEOPLE DID FACE OFF AGAINST FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS WHO WERE PROBABLY DINOSAURS.

FUCK!

8/21/2012 7:21:12 AM
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